Gin: Bleach Matchmaker ("Crack Ships Are My Specialty!")

So this is a series of short stories inspired by Bleach Lists Girl on tumblr. If you go to Bleach Lists and search the title of this story you'll find the list that inspired this. I have included each of her explanations anyway. Please don't kill me for using them. I can remove them if you want.
The plot bunny just hit me when I read this list and seeing as I can't draw I figured I'd do this. Please enjoy

-I don't own Bleach

-I don't own Bleach Lists

Pairing: Yumichika Ayasegawa and Riruka Dokugamine


1. Yumichika

"You honor the aesthetic above all. You believe that things that are ugly have no value. You should seek someone who shares those values. Plus you are in Squad 11 so you need someone combative."

So I will pair you with…Riruka! May the two of you despise ugliness together!


"I have no idea why I agreed to judge this contest. All the girls use far too much make up to look pretty. They certainly don't succeed."

"And none of them are even slightly cute. I mean, really, I wouldn't want that dress in a million years."

The two harshest judges of Miss Karakura Town were still trying to come to a consensus with the other three judges on just who deserved the title. Yumichika Ayasegawa and Riruka Dokugamine were both top fashion designers who had, very kindly in their opinions, agreed to judge the latest beauty contest. Unfortunately the two were top designers because of their demand for perfection. Which was not what they saw in any of the contestants.

"Number 15 was okay I guess," Riruka finally stated after staring at the papers for minutes.

"Number 15?" Yumichika asked, "That girl had the worst clothing I have ever seen. What was with the frills? And the pink? And that awful lisp?"

"At least she had theme. Who do you think was good then?" The pink haired girl was starting to get agitated.

"Number 6 would have had a natural beauty if she removed the make-up."

"Oh, of course," Riruka sneered, "and if she had a theme it would have been vomiting a rainbow onto clothing. Number 15 should win."

"Number 6," the black haired men stated, venom filling his voice.

"Number 15."

"Number 6."

"15!"

"6!"

The other judges cowered in their chairs as the two began to argue, it was highly tempting to run.

"15!"

"6!"

Number 12, a girl who had worn mostly blue, five layers of make-up and spoke about world peace and orphans won. Yumichika and Riruka, who had both been fired, at least agreed that she was the worst possible choice.