A tale may have many twists, many turns. It is the unexpected that truly brings a piece together, positively enthralling and captivating the audience with such potentity, such luster, that one may quite believe that they have departed from reality and entered into an entirely different realm; yes, quaint but completely baffling scenarios that move the very heart to tears and ravish the mind itself, such that–
"Yo! Coolio! Knock it off with the big words, dude!"
But I was simply attempting–
"Yeah yeah yeah don't care. It's snoozeville over here, bra!"
…very well…
"That's more like it. Now start it off RIGHT."
…events transpired.
"BORED."
…stuff… happened…
"THERE ya go!"
"Red, just let the girl tell the story."
"Fine, Black, FINE. Be that way."
Thank you, Black. And Red, I shan't ramble any longer.
"…'shan't'?"
"Shall not. Or will not."
"I KNEW THAT."
"Right…"
Very well. Let us commence your tale… just a moment… where are Green and Yellow?
"Sleeping, dude. You took too long."
"I'll wake them up."
Thank you, Black.
…
"Is the rambling done? Is it over?"
"Looks like it, Yellow."
"Oh thank GOODNESS, Green! That was HORRIBLE!"
Yes, yes, yes, we all know that I am incredibly boring. May I please start now?
"Yup."
"Go for it."
"Sure."
"I think I drooled…"
Very well. I shall commence.
"BO–"
"Don't even start, Red. Just… don't even start…"
"Hmph."
