CIM;in combined universe that i just made up, all the scientists (evil and non) from
several cartoons have joined forces to create THE ULTIMATE BREAKFAST! Reason;it seemed
like a good idea at the time?

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The scientist with the fake nose; Hey Dr. Jay! How's it comin' along?

Dr. Jay; Not now i'm making...TOAST!

Fake Nose; HHMMMMmmmm....

he backs slowly away from Dr.Jay, so as not to disturb him.He looks
around at the other scientists .He had done his part,making fresh kechup for the
japanease omlet thingy....Anyway, this ULTIMATE BREAKFAST project was almost
done.It would have been already if that stupid guy from the bureu of bad behaver
had not insisted upon using the light from his odd, glow-in-the-dark glasses to cook
the japanease omlet thingy.

Bald scientist: THIS COCOA IS PERFECT! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
the others look at him strangely Sorry, i just kinda got carried away...

Washu; Don't touch me i'm a glass of orange juice!

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Ominous person; in a perky voiceMiss Peacecraft,a group of people are here
to see you

Relena; Wha ?She had been fantasizing of the many different languages in
which she could learn to say 'Heero!you can come kill me now!'

O.P.;still in a perky voicethey say they've created something that could change
history as we know it!

Relena;sighlet them in .i hope it doesn't take long.i haven't had my breakfast yet you know?

O.P.;nodds,goes to retreive the scientists

COMERCIAL BREAK

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UltraMan is directing traffic.Usually this would not be worth saying,but
today,it seems,that UltraMan has become thousands of times bigger than before.

..as i was saying ,UltraMan was directing traffic.

UltraMansees a big yellow school bus eyes widen

He picks up school bus and takes a bite.He looks like he just swallowed a lemon.

UltraMan;something in japanease?

SUB TITLE: Where's the creme filling?

END OF BREAK


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Scientist people enter

Relena; hello, Scientist people

Dr. Jay;in an i'm-impaitient-and-annoyed tone of voiceHello Relena, we
have something that could change the world as we know it

Relena;in a lazy, out-of-character voiceSo i've heard

Dr. Jay ; Fiest your eyes upon...TOAST! i mean ....THE ULTIMATE BREAKFAST!

Relena's eyes went wider than UltraMan's during the Hostess Snackie Cakes (T.M.)
commercial.Since it was 2 pim and she still hadn't had any breakfast,you can guess what happened.For those
of you who are not good at guessing,Relena ate THE ULTIMATE BREAKFAST!.All the scientists got mad at her
and super glued her into a shirt with the words 'The Big O'.This caused her to be pelted with rotten fruit everytime
she went out on the street.

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CIM;How do i end this thing? (\___/)
Oh!Oh!i know!i know! ( ^-^)
The End!