The good, the bad, and the ED

"This is going to be the end of me soon" I thought. It all started one fateful day in the beloved cul-de-sac. Me (I'm Double-D by the way), my short ill-tempered greedy friend Eddy, and the lovable, unhygienic friend Ed were watching the western Clint Eastwood movie: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. Ed, as always got his hyperactive imagination going and started going around pretending to be the ugly Making gun noises and shooting me and Eddy. Quickly Eddy began to get infuriated and shouted at the top of his lungs: "SHUT UP ED". Ed suddenly took a sad look on his face said "Ahhh… but Eddy I just want to be a ride em horsey, gun slinging, bad to the core Zombie slaying cowboy". I getting angry that Ed had just made a mockery of a classic western said "Now you listen here mister, are no zombies in that movie and 2. Why would you want to be the ugly anyway He is so filthy, dirty, unhygienic, despicable, lousy, and good for nothing….." My voice trailed off. Ed, angering me further said "I haven't a clue at what you said Double-D" He then smiled in his big dopey smile. Then Eddy completely getting off subject said, "ya' know if I could I could, I would become the bad he rocked. Who would you be Double-D?"I decided since their was no way to steer back to the previous conversation, I decided to put my choice in. "Why I'd like to become Clint Eastwood, the good." Eddy just said "Well let's just forget this and go home." "Nighty night sleepy time good for Ed" "Very well it is getting late, and I have been feeling quite tired." We each said our goodbyes and went off. But little did we know that our small choices we made at Ed's house would be dire in the days to come.