==Chapter 1: Doofenshmirtz Evil Inator Auction==

One Night at Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, LOVEMUFFIN – League Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness – had an Inator auction hosted by Professor Bannister with 11 people attending. Up in Slot #1 was the 666-Minutes-Of-Pure-Sadness-Inator. "How sad is this Inator?" asked Doofenshmirtz.

"It's sadness comes from the first floor of Danville's Building of Sadness, it's the only floor you do not have to give up the ability to smile on a day of the year of the person's choice." said Bannister.

"When I was getting the sadness needed, I cried so intensely that it took 15 minutes to make me stop crying when I got out" said Rodney.

"It also adds another 666 minutes for every person hit with it" said Bannister.

Professor Poofenplotz started the auction with a $1 bid.

"5 Dollars" said Rodney, who was followed by Dr. Bloodpudding with a $20 bid. Heinz Doofenshmirtz did a $200 bid.

"255 Dollars and 25 cents" said Dr. Bloodpudding.

"510 Dollars and 51 Cents" said Professor Poofenplotz.

There were no more bids on it so the Professor Banister said "And the 666-Minutes-Of-Pure-Sadness-Inator goes to Professor Poofenplotz!"

"Next Up, in slot #2 is the Failed-Inator-Revival-Inator, which can also revive Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. Locations."

Poofenplotz, who won a powerfully sad Inator after she started with a $100 bid. Orville von Roddenstein bid 255 Bucks. Poofenplotz bid $ 1,000.

"That's IT! I'm Gonna snatch this Inator for $10,000 and there is NOTHING you can do about it! " said Doofenshmirtz. The other 9 participating LOVEMUFFIN members stared at him. He won that Inator.

"The Inator in the 3rd Slot is the Teleport-To-Pluto-Inator. The Teleport-To-Pluto-Inator teleports you to Pluto, the farthest planet in the galaxy and it is also a planet with an average temperature of -230 C." said Bannister.

"I can't imagine there being an Inator faster than the Speed of Light" said Dr. Bloodpudding.

"255 Dollars" said Orville von Roddenstein.

Nobody else bid on it and Doof said "And the winner is Orville von Roddenstein" .

"Next Up is the 1-Million-Miles Per Day-Rocket-Inator which takes only 93 days to get to the sun" said Doofenshmirtz. Rodrigo, who escaped from prison earlier in the day started with a $10 bid for the Inator.

"You can spend more money than that. I'll Show You! $100!" said Rodney.

Inspired, another LOVEMUFFIN member snatched it with a $255 bid.

"That Inator will be tested on 5 civilians tomorrow at 9:12 A.M." said the LOVEMUFFIN member who won the Inator.

"The 2nd-to-last Inator is in Slot #5. That Inator is the Reveal-Your-Secrets-Inator. It forces ANYONE hit with the ray to reveal all of their secrets. If I can hit an agent's owner's family who knows their identity, said agent's cover WILL BE BLOWN" said Rodney.

Each of the other LOVEMUFFIN members tried to win until Dr. Bloodpudding said "Since mine was snatched, I'm snatching back with $10,000." Nobody else bid.

"The Final Auction before the night is over is in Slot #6! It's The Back-In-Time-To-A-Bad-Place-Inator", which has a wheel to determine the location and time. Rodney snatched after all of the LOVEMUFFIN Members tried to win it.

==Chapter 2: The Start of another Day==

One day later, Phineas Flynn and Ferb Fletcher were sitting under the big tree in their back yard and wondering what to do today. Isabella Garcia-Shapiro walked into the backyard and asked "Whatcha' Doin?"

Phineas replied "Waiting for Baljeet to come so we can De-Hulkify him"

Isabella said "I know that Baljeet will come at about 8:48 AM"

Phineas replied "Maybe there could be another way to trigger him as Hulkjeet"

Isabella replied "Can we wait till he's there?"

Phineas replied "Yes. Yes we should"

Agent P went into his lair through the couch and said "Good morning Agent P, Doofenshmirtz was last seen at an Inator auction yesterday. Go to Doofenshmirtz's and put a stop to it"

At Poofenplotz, Pinky is already trapped. Esmerelda Poofenplotz said "Behold, the 666-Minutes-Of-Pure-Sadness-Inator! It makes anyone hit with the ray very sad for 666 minutes and if it hits more than 1 person, it adds another 666 minutes to the total sadness with every extra person hit with the ray. If it hits multiple people, as long as the Inator is in effect, they have the same amount of sadness as the other people hit with the sadness. I plan to use it on Roger Doofenshmirtz and his City Council, than Roger and his city council won't be beautiful anymore. Combined with Doofenshmirtz trying to revive an Inator that will make me beautiful, I will be the most beautiful person in the ENTIRE TRI-STATE-AREA! By the way, it makes a huge shot so that it will likely have 22 hours and 12 minutes or more of total sadness."

At Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. Perry sneaks in and is trapped by an invisible box recycled from his parts but turned invisible. "Behold, Perry the Platypus, The Revival of the Failed Inators! The first Inator to be revived is the Monster-Truck-Away-Inator!" said Doofenshmirtz. Perry was surprised when he saw Doof being smarter than usual.

Meanwhile, in the streets of Danville, Rodrigo trapped 5 civilians (the 5 that Khaka Peu Peu tried to drop a billboard on) on his rocket and trapped Agent D (Dog) in a cage.

In the condo in front of Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. Orville von Roddenstein trapped Agent C the Chicken in a cage and fired the Teleport-To-Pluto-Inator to the streets. It hit the Monster-Truck-Away-Inator.

"NO! My precious Inator! I'm going to revive two Inators at once. Come Back, Space Station and Juice-Inator" said Doofenshmirtz.

"Do you know what you just did? Well, you defected to the good side and now the Monster-Truck-Away-Inator is as frozen as Absolute Zero can describe. I thought you learned your lesson from me saving a kitten. But NO! I'm back to Square 1 at reviving the Inators. THAT'S IT! I'm revoking your LOVEMUFFIN membership until you can apolagize." said Doofenshmirtz to Orville von Roddenstein.

==Chapter 3: Mysterious sadness==

Back at Poofenplotz, Pinky tried to escape and did but knocked the sadness beam aiming towards the suburbs. "Now I'll NEVER Know where the proper location was again" said Professor Poofenplotz, who hoped that this target could do her job.

The beam hit BOTH Phineas and Isabella, who were both extremely sad after being hit with the giant sadness ray. "I know what we're going to do today, Isabella." Phineas said in a low, droopy droll. "We're going to have the best sad day ever while being alone together" said Phineas.

"I've never seen Phineas and Isabella this sad." Baljeet commented after arriving.

"Could he really be doing this after 2 whole months of obliviousness?" Isabella asked in a low, droopy droll.

"Yes, Yes I am" replied Phineas.

"Are you sure I'm not daydreaming?" asked Isabella.

"No, no you are NOT daydreaming because in your daydreams we'd both feel a lot better" said Phineas.

"Ferb, wait till Isabella and I do something I KNOW will Hulkify Baljeet to build the device" said Phineas, about to cry. "Also, see you in at least 11 hours and 6 minutes" said Phineas to Ferb.

Phineas first suggested talking to Vivian Garcia-Shapiro. He and Isabella sadly walked across the street and started crying 1 minute after they got hit with the sadness ray, after they got across the street.

"What do you want?" asked Vivian.

"Can you let me have a sleepover with Phineas? Both Phineas and I need it to feel better" asked Isabella to Vivian.

"Yes, as long as Candace watches over you and you don't have a sleepover with him tomorrow" replied Vivian. Isabella then got her blankets and pajamas.

"I have not seen you this sad, let alone being this sad with Phineas" Vivian said to Isabella.

Phineas and Isabella then sadly walked across the street.

"What's got you two so sad?" asked Linda.

"We were both saddened mysteriously" said Phineas and Isabella.

"That's so sad. Once you figure out what made you this sad, come speak to me" continued Linda.

"We want to be alone together" said Phineas and Isabella.

Phineas and Isabella then walked to Phineas and Ferb's room, very sad and feeling sorry for rejecting their friends. Once Phineas and Isabella were up there, they both started crying more intensely.

"Aw, what's the matter?" Phineas asked to Isabella tearfully.

Isabella replied "Me and you were hit with a sadness ray with sadness that lasts for 666 minutes and adds another 666 minutes of sadness with another person hit with 1 shot of the sadness ray" while crying.

"How did you get this information? By the way, thanks Isabella!" Phineas asked to Isabella.

"First, Thanks Phineas. Second, I figured it out myself" replied Isabella.

"So what you're saying is we won't smile for another 22 hours and 6 minutes?" Phineas asked to Isabella while in tears but delighted that they will be able to smile at 7:00 AM tomorrow.

"Yes, Yes it is true that we can't smile until then" Isabella said while crying.

Phineas and Isabella said, while both were crying with ½ of both eyes in tears "We're feeling very sad and we think it is time to do something that will make Baljeet turn into Hulkjeet"

==Chapter 4: The Kiss and Reveal==

4 hours later at Rodney's house, Agent K has been trapped. Rodney then fires the Back-In-Time-To-A-Bad-Place-Inator at a random place and it hits the condo from Candace Gets Busted. But Agent C the Chicken and Orville von Roddenstein escaped. "Thank you and CURSE YOU Agent C!" said Orville von Roddenstein. The Condo landed in 165,000,000 BC right before the comet that caused extinction of the Dinosaurs landed on Earth.

Back at the Flynn-Fletcher house, Phineas and Isabella were crying so much that they had no choice but to do something that would normally make them extremely happy. Phineas asked Isabella "Can we become boyfriend and girlfriend after we reveal our feelings?"

Isabella replied "Yes, yes we should".

Phineas told Isabella "You know that one hit wonder song we did almost 2 months ago? I wrote it just for you. By the way, I really do Gitchee Gitchee Goo you, Isabella."

"I Gitchee Gitchee Goo you too, Phineas" replied Isabella.

Phineas and Isabella then tearfully kissed each other.

"What'd I hear?" asked Baljeet.

"MOM! Phineas and Isabella became boyfriend and girlfriend a few moments ago!" replied Candace.

Phineas then heard Baljeet turn into Hulkjeet and say "Hulkjeet SMASH!" Phineas and Isabella's kiss and revelation of feelings made them both stop crying for 5 whole minutes, which was the happiest they were for those very sad 22 hours and 12 minutes. They had brief 1 minutes of no crying at 10:10-10:11 AM, 11:31-11:32 AM and 12:47-12:48 PM and 9:12-9:13 AM.

"Why didn't you tell me that until now when we are unlikely to ever smile on the 29th day of the season again?" said Phineas, who began crying while saying it.

Phineas and Isabella then comforted each other by sharing a hug while crying. "OK! Now can we let go?" asked Phineas, 10 minutes later.

"Now, now it is the time" replied Isabella.

"We've been hugging for over 10 minutes and were crying that entire time" said both Phineas and Isabella, feeling sad for rejecting their friends and not trying hard enough to cheer up.

In the backyard, Ferb started building the De-Hulkify-Inator without Phineas.

Meanwhile at Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, Doofenshmirtz said "Come Back to Life, Be-Gone-Inator-C, the Steak Containment Unit, and the Age-Accelerator-Inator!" just as Perry escaped his trap just to be trapped by another trap.

At another floor of Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, Dr. Bloodpudding got the Reveal-Your-Secrets-Inator on the other side of Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated; Agent F got trapped but escaped. The Reveal-Your-Secrets-Inator hit Candace, who said "Phineas and Isabella are alone together upstairs crying so intensely that there are puddles of tears in Phineas and Ferb's room but they are still trying to cheer each other up" said Candace while talking to Linda on the phone.

"That is how sad they were" Linda said sadly before the instructor took the phone.

==Chapter 5: The Full Revival of the Inators==

Back at Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, Doofenshmirtz revived the rest of Inators at once without informing Perry.

Back in the Streets, Agent D escaped the trap but the 5 civilians that Khaka Pue Pue tried to drop a billboard on launched into space.

Meanwhile in orbit, a missile hit the trap and the 5 civilians that Khaka Pue Pue tried to drop a billboard on started falling while the rocket hit the Space Station.

"NO! Another Inator Bites the Dust and Blows Up!" said Doofenshmirtz, worried that the 2nd flame would never light.

Back in the Streets of Danville, Hulkjeet saw Mr. McGillicuddy who said "Your Portal to Mars was an F- because we do NOT allow Hulk-kids in my classes under any circumstance".

Baljeet Tjinder, in Hulkjeet mode threw Mr. McGillicuddy in the middle of the street in anger and said "CURSE YOU, Mr. McGillicuddy!"

The 5 civilians that Khaka Peu Peu tried to drop a billboard on blocked Roger and his City Council from the 666-Minutes-Of-Pure-Sadness-Inator by getting in front of it while the 666-Minutes-Of-Pure-Sadness-Inator broke their fall.

"Suddenly I'm feeling VERY sad" said one of the 5 civilians that Khaka Peu Peu tried to drop a billboard on, injured by 20 seconds out of orbit without a space suit.

Back at Phineas and Ferb's house, Ferb has charged up the De-Hulkify-Inator while Phineas and Isabella walking down to Lawrence.

"Where's Ferb?" wondered Lawrence.

"He's letting Isabella and I have some alone time together" replied Phineas.

"Phineas, Isabella! What is making you two this sad?" asked Lawrence.

"We were both hit with a sadness ray earlier today at 8:48 AM. That Inator deeply saddened us both for 22 hours and 12 minutes and neither of us will be capable of smiling until 7:00 AM Tomorrow" Phineas and Isabella replied.

"Oh dear! I never thought you two were such a dreary couple" replied Lawrence.

"I have an offer you can't refuse" said Lawrence. "Want a trip to Chez Platypus? It can cheer most up" continued Lawrence.

"Yes. Yes we do want to" replied Isabella and Phineas, unaware that the World's Most Pointless Records is being held there.

Back at D.E. Inc., the Juice-Inator hit itself and disintegrated Perry's trap but not Perry.

==Chapter 6: A Truckload of Sorrow==

Doofenshmirtz used the Turn-Everything-Evil-Inator and it hit a toothbrush and soap. Meanwhile, it started to rain in Danville, defeating the Turn-Everything-Evil-Inator. That Inator was revived with its flaw that made it get destroyed when wet.

Back at Chez Platypus, Phineas and Isabella ordered an All-You-Can-Eat while they both were crying intensely.

They saw the World's Most Pointless Record July 2009 ceremony taking place in front of international TV stations, seeing Django's Father with the World's First American Diplomat from Danville, Little Timmy with the world's oldest gerbil, who was born on January 20, 1993 and DwangoAC with the world's fastest maxed out points in Tetris.

Phineas and Isabella were tearfully given The World's Most Pointless Record for Longest Time in Tears of Sadness with a record of 5 hours and 10 minutes after Lawrence said they are missing 1 record he saw being broken.

The Staff of World's Most Pointless Book of World Records asked them what made them this sad.

"We both were hit with a sadness ray earlier today at 8:48 AM and we aren't capable of smiling until 7:00 AM tomorrow" said Phineas and Isabella, still unable to stop crying after many failed attempts at stopping their intense amounts of tears.

"I feel very sorry for both of you" said the other people at Chez Platypus.

That World's Most Pointless Records came with a curse. That curse is the current and former record holder(s) is (are) to never smile on the day of the season they got it ever again, except in buildings of happiness but even then after 3 trials.

"I feel that we have no reason to see anyone other than you until 7:00 AM tomorrow" said Phineas and Isabella to each other, even sadder.

Back at Phineas and Ferb's House, Ferb used the De-Hulkify-Inator to hit Baljeet while he was in a rampage in Hulkjeet mode. The ray's power blew the invention up right as Linda got home from cooking class while carpooling with Charlene.

Baljeet said "Thanks Ferb" even though Ferb was in the suburbs and Baljeet was in the big city. Meanwhile, the rain has stopped.

Perry the Platypus put a mirror in front of the Be-Gone-Inator which made the Inator hit itself. Perry rejoiced that over ¼ of the Inators revived were gone.

"But I still have this, the Age-Accelerator-Inator" said Doofenshmirtz. A ray from it hit Mr. McGillicuddy, who aged 58 ½ years. Then the Inator blew up due to its Power. Back at Chez Platypus, Phineas and Isabella went to separate bathrooms to change into their pajamas.

Agent C flew to Doofenshmirtz's Lake Fortress and got trapped by another LOVEMUFFIN member over lava in a bird cage.

"Agent P, Agent C is really trapped. If you don't get over and free him and the $25Million property, agent C will be burned and that 2nd flame lit" said Major Monogram. Perry flew to the Lake Fortress and pushed the Fortress' Self-Destruct Button and escaped with Agent C and the valuable that prevented that 2nd flame from lighting

==Chapter 7: Happy Again==

Phineas and Isabella walked back up to Phineas and Ferb's room from the car after visiting Ferb at 7:54 PM having stopped crying for 2 minutes after they left international TV recording. At 7:54 PM Phineas and Isabella visited Ferb for 20 seconds. Baljeet and Buford were also at the sleepover.

Once they got back up to Phineas and Ferb's room, Phineas and Isabella were beginning to feel lonely.

"Does it occur to you that we are half-way through our sadness?" asked Phineas to Isabella while walking upstairs.

1 hour later Perry found the invisible Global Inator Auction Inators Self-Destruct-Button and pushed it, and the revived Inators also blew up with it.

"CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!" said Doofenshmirtz. Back at Phineas and Ferb's house, Phineas and Isabella were crying with ¼ of both eyes of tears.

At Poofenplotz's, Professor Poofenplotz called Doofenshmirtz and said "My Inator blows up but the sadness caused by the alternate target lit the L-1 Flame of Sorrow. Only 2 remain. When the remaining 2, the L-1 Flame of Despair and the L-1 Flame of Destruction light, LOVEMUFFIN's founder will be revived".

"Were you intending to hit those 2 poor little kids with that sadness?" asked Doofenshmirtz.

"No. I don't think so" replied Poofenplotz.

"I am expecting Perry the Platypus to stop it and force a LOVEMUFFIN member to use himself to revive LOVEMUFFIN's founder" said Doofenshmirtz.

Candace, Pinky and Perry arrived in Phineas and Ferb's room. "Oh, there you are, Perry and your little dog too" said Phineas and Isabella while crying their eyes dry.

"I hope the 2 of them have sweet dreams after I saw how sad they were" said Linda.

Phineas and Isabella went to bed on separate beds while Ferb had to sleep on the couch. Candace stayed in Phineas and Ferb's room monitoring Phineas and Isabella, who were both crying their eyes dry. Buford slept in the dining room while Baljeet had to sleep outside.

"Isabella! I've been informed our record is dead with 5 civilians crying for 7 hours and 6 minutes and counting" said Phineas, asleep and not crying at 12:08 AM. He later reaffirmed it at 4:10 AM.

"All right, you've saddened me into submission" said Candace at 6:58 AM. Once Phineas and Isabella woke up, they smiled at each other and blushed.

"Hey, our sadness is gone" said Phineas and Isabella. Candace did a good job at monitoring Phineas and Isabella.

"Yesterday was the best July 20th ever even though my girlfriend Isabella and I were extremely sad for most of the day" said Phineas while talking to Linda about what he did yesterday.

A no longer lonely Isabella called and told Vivian "Yesterday was a day's worth of alone time with my boyfriend Phineas, it was wonderful!" Phineas, who was no longer lonely, saw Ferb again after Phineas spent 11 hours and 6 minutes without seeing him.

Back at Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. Doofenshmirtz woke up to find that the L-1 Flame of Sadness went out at 7 AM

==Chapter 8: Author Notes==

During this fanstory, Phineas and Isabella are both 10 years old, both nearing their 11th birthday (which in this fanfic universe is 1 week apart).

I was originally going to have this fanstory take place on August 11 and have the World's Most Pointless Records that Phineas and Isabella got come with the curse never to smile on the day of the month they got it ever again except in buildings of happiness. Considering that Candace's birthday is on July 11th, I decided to wipe that idea and change the curse to never smile on the Day of the season they got it ever again except in buildings of happiness (after 3 trials in 1 three-month period) and have this fanfic take place on July 20th. (But Phineas and Isabella won't know it until the 2nd to last chapter of the "Sad Phinabella Trilogy")

Here is my first "Lucas-eseque" Special Edition. I made more changes to it. Among them is grammar fixing.