Note- Each chapter is a different year of Christmas all the way up to 12 years old for Dave. This is just a collection of Christmas one shots that I felt like doing.

Disclaimer- I only own a set of Nepeta horns, a Bec head that I had sewn and fan art. Other then that, I don't own Homestuck.

One the first day of Gristmas the Striders gave to me, one Lil' Cal puppet.

Bro didn't like shopping, especially at this time of year. Strangers coming to your house, a big guy even breaking in and stealing stuff and little kids with grabby hands. Yep, it's Christmas time. For some reason, the sales associates were giving him looks. Did he have panties on his head? Marker on his face? Or maybe it was just Dave. Lifting his hand, he held baby Dave eye level with him. The giggling baby claps as he hung upside down by his ankles. Getting one thing straight, Bro wasn't an abusive brother. This was actually one of the few ways he could get Dave to laugh. Maybe it was because the kid liked danger? He reached out for Bro's sunglasses with his chubby hands. Bro rolls his eyes then puts Dave down. That little dude was the only reason why he was here. It was his first Christmas and no one was going to get in Bro's way of making it the best for his little guy. Bro actually never had celebrated Christmas. There was never someone special to celebrate it with.

"Which sock do you want to hang?" When there was no reply, Bro froze. Even if Dave was trying to be silent, Bro still could hear his occasional shifting. But now, he could hear nothing. Not even a small bit of noise. When Bro went to reach into the baby carrier on his back, his hand swept air. Then panic set in.

"Aw shit. Dave where are you?" Somehow, he mange to look clam while on the inside he was freaking out. If he didn't have this much self control, he'll probably be ripping apart the store looking for Dave.

"Bra." Stopping his search, Bro saw the greatest sight he had ever seen. Dave was patting the intercom, saying 'Bro' over and over again. Of course, Dave had to mess up on his name and call him a bra. Jolly. Bro almost fell to his knees and cried tears of joy but he didn't. Smirking he went to grab Dave before something bad happened.

"F**K." And that was why Bro wanted to get Dave away from the intercom. Dave had just announced that to the whole store and it was a pretty huge story with a lot of people. All of the parents in the store seemed to turn at the same time in his direction with their vulture eyes. Snatching Dave, he ran out of the store before they could pounce.

"Don't do that again." Personally, Bro couldn't hold it against the little man. Dave was only one year old anyway. He didn't know that it was bad. It was a good thing he had gotten all his shopping done before that. Their apartment was decorated head to toe in Christmas decorations. A tree sat in the corner that Bro had gone out to get, covered with decorations. All of the smuppets were put into boxes in the closet so the presents had a place to be. Dave sat in the middle of the apartment chewing on rubber turntables. So far it was perfect.

-Days later-

"Urgh, but the costumes too heavy."

"Bro." Bro realized that he was sleeping and it was Dave who sat on his chest not a chicken suit. Baby Dave tilts his head, confused at the look on his brother's face.

"Nah, it's nothing. Just had a dream," then Bro realized one thing, "How did you mange to get out?" The crib was across the room and he was sure he made the bars tall. Somehow, Dave managed to climb out. Dave pokes Bro's nose.

"What? Need a change? Oh yeah, it's Christmas." Picking up Dave, he carried him to the tree and placed him on the blanket. Bro places a small present near Dave who began to chew on it. Gently, Bro moves it out of his mouth and puts the binky in Dave's mouth. On the binky, was a moustache so Dave looked like he had a moustache on his face.

"You look like a hobo." Still Dave looked confused and tries to grab presents. Bro opens the presents for him and puts them in front of the baby. But Bro had saved the best for last. When he opened this present, he pushed aside all the other ones and places this one right in front of Dave.

"This is Lil' Cal." Dave looked horrified of it.

One thing. I don't really read Homstuck fics and so far I think I've only read one and that had almost none of the trolls or humans. Two, I really don't like Bro as the abusive brother. He may seem like that in this chapter because; for starters, he really hadn't taken care of a child before.

I have already gotten all the chapters typed out and if someone reviews, favs or follows this story, I am updating it. Even if someone doesn't, I still will.

Thank you for reading and have a nice day/night/afternoon/sweep