Title: WHAT THE HECK, CARLISLE?

Author: Sarah

Carlisle: Okay, someone please explain why Emmett just jumped off the couch and yelled "Barney, is that you?"

Jasper: Carlisle? I think Emmett is about to kiss you!

Carlisle: What in the world would make you think tha-OH MY GOSH!

{Esme and Rosalie walk in}

R+E: WHAT THE HECK?

Rosalie: Did we interrupt something?

{Alice walks in}

Alice: OH NO! What I saw was true! Jasper help me!

{Alice jumps into jaspers arms Edward and Bella walk in}

Bella: You know Edward I've always known Emmett was strange but…

Edward: Carlisle? Why is Emmett kissing you?

Carlisle: HELPPP!Get Him Off!

Bella: Gladly. {Alice, Rosalie, Edward, Esme, and Bella hoist Emmett of Carlisle.}

Carlisle- {shrinks back from Emmett and shivers} Stay away from me. Far away.

Emmett- {does puppy eyes, puts on babyish voice.} Bawney don't wike we?

Carlisle- No! Go away.

Emmett-{cries and runs to his room}

Rosalie-Carlisle! I can't believe you just did that!{stalks off to Emmett's room.}

Esme-Tsk, tsk.

Edward-{shakes his head}

Bella- Now, that was a little harsh, don't ya think?

Hope you liked it. I know it was kinda stupid but hey! Were not all perfect are we? I'll be making my next one soon!