Title: WHAT THE HECK, CARLISLE?
Author: Sarah
Carlisle: Okay, someone please explain why Emmett just jumped off the couch and yelled "Barney, is that you?"
Jasper: Carlisle? I think Emmett is about to kiss you!
Carlisle: What in the world would make you think tha-OH MY GOSH!
{Esme and Rosalie walk in}
R+E: WHAT THE HECK?
Rosalie: Did we interrupt something?
{Alice walks in}
Alice: OH NO! What I saw was true! Jasper help me!
{Alice jumps into jaspers arms Edward and Bella walk in}
Bella: You know Edward I've always known Emmett was strange but…
Edward: Carlisle? Why is Emmett kissing you?
Carlisle: HELPPP!Get Him Off!
Bella: Gladly. {Alice, Rosalie, Edward, Esme, and Bella hoist Emmett of Carlisle.}
Carlisle- {shrinks back from Emmett and shivers} Stay away from me. Far away.
Emmett- {does puppy eyes, puts on babyish voice.} Bawney don't wike we?
Carlisle- No! Go away.
Emmett-{cries and runs to his room}
Rosalie-Carlisle! I can't believe you just did that!{stalks off to Emmett's room.}
Esme-Tsk, tsk.
Edward-{shakes his head}
Bella- Now, that was a little harsh, don't ya think?
Hope you liked it. I know it was kinda stupid but hey! Were not all perfect are we? I'll be making my next one soon!
