Old Russsia was hopping around

Tokyo City like a big playground

When suddenly China burst from the shade

and hit Russia with a grenade

Russia got pissed and began to attack

but didn't expect to be blocked by Egypt

who proceeded to open up a can of Egypt fu

When England came out of the blue

And he started beating up Egypt

Then they both got flattened by the china mobile

but before it could make it back to china town

Holy Roman Empire suddenly came around

and took an AK-47 out from under his hat

and blew China away with a rat-a-tat-tat

but he ran out of bullets and he ran away

because Prussia came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Hetalia Destiny

good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Hetalia Destiny

Russia took a bite out of Prussia

Belgras came onto the scene wanting to marry Russia

and then Egypt back covered in a tire track

but South Korea jumped out and landed on his back

and China was injured, and trying to get steady

when Holy Roman Empire came back with a machete

but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped

France took him out with his sexy whip

then he saw Russia sneaking up from behind

and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find

'cause China stole it and he shot and he missed

and South Korea deflected it with his fist

then he jumped in the air and did a somersault

while Holy Roman Empire tried to pole vault

onto Prussia, but they collided in the air

then they both got hit by a Kumajirou the bear

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Hetalia Destiney

good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

this is the Ultimate Showdown...

angels sang out an immaculate chorus

down from the heavens descended Alfred Jones

who delivered a kick which could shatter bones

into the crotch of France

who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain

as China changed back into hello kitty

but America saw through his clever disguise

and he crushed China's head inbetween his thighs

then Ireland and Scotland and

Spain and Iceland and

South Italy and Norway and

Canada and Cuba and

Greece,Sweden,and Hungry

Poland,Swizterland,and every Asian Country

Finland,Denmark,and Norway

Estonia,Latvia,Ukrine,and Turkey

all came out of nowhere lightning fast

and they kicked America in his cheeseburger ass

it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw

with civilians looking on in total awe

and the battle raged on for a century

many lives were claimed, but eventually

the champion stood, the rest saw their better

North Italy eating pasta with his little white flag saying he surrenders

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Hetalia Destiny

good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

this is the Ultimate Showdown...

this is the Ultimate Showdown...

this is the Ultimate Showdown...

of Hetalia Destiny

"Pasta!!!"