Old Russsia was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly China burst from the shade
and hit Russia with a grenade
Russia got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Egypt
who proceeded to open up a can of Egypt fu
When England came out of the blue
And he started beating up Egypt
Then they both got flattened by the china mobile
but before it could make it back to china town
Holy Roman Empire suddenly came around
and took an AK-47 out from under his hat
and blew China away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Prussia came to save the day
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Hetalia Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Hetalia Destiny
Russia took a bite out of Prussia
Belgras came onto the scene wanting to marry Russia
and then Egypt back covered in a tire track
but South Korea jumped out and landed on his back
and China was injured, and trying to get steady
when Holy Roman Empire came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
France took him out with his sexy whip
then he saw Russia sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause China stole it and he shot and he missed
and South Korea deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
while Holy Roman Empire tried to pole vault
onto Prussia, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Kumajirou the bear
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Hetalia Destiney
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
angels sang out an immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Alfred Jones
who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of France
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as China changed back into hello kitty
but America saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed China's head inbetween his thighs
then Ireland and Scotland and
Spain and Iceland and
South Italy and Norway and
Canada and Cuba and
Greece,Sweden,and Hungry
Poland,Swizterland,and every Asian Country
Finland,Denmark,and Norway
Estonia,Latvia,Ukrine,and Turkey
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked America in his cheeseburger ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on in total awe
and the battle raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better
North Italy eating pasta with his little white flag saying he surrenders
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Hetalia Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Hetalia Destiny
"Pasta!!!"
