A/N Hello there! This is my first story in this section. But second on the site. So I was inspired by a story called Epic Rap Battles of Smashery. Which made me write this bad boy.
Game Raps
PIKACHU!
VS
KIRBY
BEGIN!
PIKACHU
Oh hey there you little stinking puffball! Who likes like a rat. Your body weight is worser then even freakin Ganonfor's.! You're just a pink of blob that can't do crap. Oh you use a hammer? You'll be broke faster than M.C. Hammer. My games were always so popular. Sure you were always the main character. But who even has any tons of fans? It's not my fault you come out only every other year!
KIRBY
Pika,pika,pika,pika crap! How many words can you even rap? Sure I may be a big blob of crap. But at least I'm not some character who can't even rap! Wait, hold on how many people even use you? You're just a stepping stone for Pokemon like Raichu. Heck, even Pichu is stronger. It's shame you think you're better. Because by the end battle of this you'll be replaced by some Pika sort of has been.
Pikachu
Your words may be strong. But my moves are stronger. Who's on the top of the tier list and who's behind a weakling called Princess Peach? And sure Raichus are stronger. But when it comes to shape I ain't no freak. I'm just a yellow little mouse who is cuter then cute. And you're just some animal who's got no balls. I got more girls the even Flavor Flav! And all you got is something called food. At leat I'm more is more realistic then your invisible shoulders!
Kirby
Silly fool don't you know anything. Tier List are for queers who don't even know crap. Heck I even got my own house while your just got some a stupid piece of hat. Wait, hold on what do you even have serve a purpose on Brawl? Oh yea, just to let folks spam the heck out of each other! At least my moves can knock out at 20%. You have to wait for 60% till you even come close.
Pikachu
Hold on, I ain't no slave. At least I'm not some freak who can be used as a basketball. Heck even your friends Meta Night and fatty Dedede are better than you. All you are is a big o'l piece of dirty chewing gum. Who can't even step without even tripping on things like beam swords.
Kirby
Hold on you damn rat! My fans are smarter then your pieces of crap. You've been tripping pokeballs. You may have many fans. But do they even know your past hardships of life? At least I serve a purpose. To save the universe. I'm a Star
Warrior who's hailed as a hero! All you are is just some level 5 crap'
Who won?
