Random plot bunny that super robot related no mech shows knowledge needed hopefully.

Naruto is owned by someone I can't be bother to find out how to spell his name. I, scapheap, own only this story to the amount that if you wrote the same plot but set in medieval times and replace the mechs with say ridable dragons I can't really do jack to you however my reader(s) may.

"It time let do this." human talking.

'We're not going down.' human thinking

"Fallen angel mode active." AI talking

Kaboom sound effects

upper atmosphere of Gehenna./half a hour later. Location/time passing


Mecha Kyuubi

Chapter 1: A blood-stained mech and a pure soul.

000

"Database search: Coeptus planet B" "Found. It a non-spaceflight capable planet is unremarkable apart from a high amount of iron ore, a breathable atmosphere and the last known location of the TB-9 mech otherwise known as Kyuubi before it was shot down and lost with it's pilot falling toward the planet, now 17 years ago on the star-date of the 12th of Libra."

000

surface of Coeptus.

"Hey mum" In a small graveyard on the outskirts of a town called Whitemarsh stood a 15 years-old teenage looking at a gravestone with the name Kushina Uzumaki carved into it and a year that said, if one knew the current date, this grave was made 10 years ago.

"Um happy birthday." The teenage pick at his clothes in thought. He was a blond haired, blue eyes and has odd sets of three lines on both cheeks that look like whiskers. A set of goggles kept his hair out of face and a dark orange jacket with a brown corded trousers kept the wind off his body.

"Sorry I got so little to say mum but well my life is boring and unimportant. 'There goes Naruto.' 'What does he do?' 'Helps at the bar.' Helps not is a waiter, helps. I don't even have a job title that how little I matter." He look up at the stars "I wish I could go to where your stories are and be someone. I not even asking to be the hero just someone who matter." He look back down at the stone. "Sorry again you don't need this on your birthday." he then noticed something behind the gravestone.

It was a glowing cloud shaped almost like a human. Looking at Naruto with it faceless head it raise it hand in a come with me gesture and then walk away into the forest. Naruto look at the retreating ghost with shock, it had held itself just like mum had. Even the walk was the same. Naruto shaking off his shock ran after the shade.

000

The ghost stopped in front of a big red rock covered in roots. Naruto catching up asked with fear "mum?". It nodded it head at Naruto then pointed at the rock. "So what do I do?" Naruto asked the the ghost who mimes something with her hands "Like this?" Naruto put his palm on the rock. There was a snapping noise as a lid flipped open breaking the roots holding it close. "What is it?" Turning back to the ghost who then broke apart. Naruto heard in a voice he knew well but in a regretful tone he never thought it was capable of "My sins" shifting to a more hopeful tone "and maybe your great story."

Naruto climbed into the opening and saw a chair overlooking a keyboard with a window above. It was also very red but his mum like red more then Naruto like orange so that was of no surprise. Naruto sat in the seat "Her sins what did she mean? Something from her past?" Naruto musing stopped when a female but mechanical voice clime in "New pilot detected. Name please." "Hu... I'm Naruto Uzumaki." "Naruto Uzumaki. Correct?" "Yes." "Checking systems... Warning weapons offline. Warning memory bank in bad condition most data lost. Warning fuel tank is low. All other systems need maintenance but in working order." "Pardon me but who are you?"

"I am the AI for this mech, the TB-9 commonly called the Kyuubi, my name is... must have been in the damaged part of the memory bank." "An AI?" "Let see... ah here a AI or artifical intelligence is a false lifeform made to help humans or when discover other intelligent lifeforms with whatever tasks we are designed to do for example I do most of the numbers crunching so your mech will do what you want it to do without it tripping up on it own legs."

"Ok should I give you a name?" "I believe in this case yes." Naruto rubbed his chin "how about Kushina." "That will do... This unit name is now Kushina. Have you piloted a mech before?" "No." "Then you should read the manual." What Naruto thought was a window change to a screen of text. "Take your time."

000

4 hours later

In a clearing the sound of snapping roots, a tree falling over and the groans of metal could be heard as a large red rock rose to it feet. It looked like a red metal nine-tailed fox with silver teeth and something on it back look like a jet-pack. It looked up and jumped. At the apex of it jump the jet-pack fired sending it into the night sky. A voice could for a moment in the clearing "Good luck."

000

Coeptus's asteroid belt

A dove-shaped mech known as the ET-64 which is common called unsurprisingly the dove was currently trying to outrun a group of mismatch mechs that were trying to shoot it down. One of the shots hit the rear of the dove sending it spirally, landing heavily on one of the asteroids.

In the cockpit of the dove a white eyes, dark-blue hair girl shaking the stars out of her head said "Ow." A male and mechanical voice replied "The good news is the pirates have lost track of us, the bad news is our engines are now scrap metal." The girl groaned.


Misfile Bijuu chapter 5 is ΒΌ done I think, maybe a little less. I just needed to write this.

First this isn't a totally an AU since things like the Uchiha massacre happen in more or less the same way... but with more mechs.

Second here the some of names I came up with meaning and language.

Latin

Coeptus=Beginning. Gehenna=Hell

Third mech thing. TB=tailed beast ET=eight trigrams

Anyway review, flame or lurk.