"Hey Zelda, let's go get a drink down at the bar on the surface," Link called to his friend.

"You're sure you want to go down to the bar now?" Zelda questions Link.

"If I didn't want to go, I wouldn't have asked you, would I? Now come on, I want to get down there in a hurry." Link said as he dragged the princess down the hall of the Knight Academy. As it happened, the pair arrived at the bar just as the doors were opening. The young hero and the young goddess chose the table closest to the bar.

"What would you like to drink, Princess Zelda?" asked the barman.

"I would like a cocktail, please." Zelda said to the barman.

"And you, Link?"

"I'll take an ice-fire." Link told the barman. After they had their drinks and about two dozen more, Link took Zelda's hand and let her to the base of the Elder Tree. Zelda thought Link was going to tell her something of great importance, but what she did not expect was for link to sweep her off of her feet and onto the ground. Next thing she knew, he was on top of her. She realized what was going to happen just moments before it did, he kissed her, and not just one of his playful kisses on the head, it was smack bang on the lips and full of passion.

Link didn't know why he had kissed the princess, but he felt pleased with himself for kissing Zelda because she was kissing him with the same amount of passion he himself was using. When they finally broke apart, they were both breathing heavily.

"Well, there you have it, that's how I feel about you, Zelda. And you probably hate me for the fact that I love you." Link told his best friend.

"No, I feel the same way about you, Link, I love you." Zelda said to her friend.

"So, do you want to, you know, go out with me?"

"Yes, I want to go out with you Link." Zelda told her new boyfriend.

"It seems we have more clothes than we need to be wearing, so how about we start taking some items of clothing off of our bodies." Link said as he removed the green tunic covering his chainmail armour, and in moments he was naked.

Zelda quickly followed his lead after only a moment's hesitation. Zelda decided to lie on the ground so that Link could climb on top of her.

"Are you sure you want to lose your virginity already, Zelda?"

"I want to, Link. I'm certain of it now." And lose her virginity she did, Zelda loved the way that Link's manhood slid so freely through her womanhood. After about five minutes of this, Zelda was screaming out Link's name, screaming for him to shove his manhood further into her womanhood, because every time he pushed into her, she felt waves of energy and happiness surging through her.

Link loved the fact that Zelda had agreed to go out with him, and when the princess laid down on the ground, he felt extremely happy and nervous. After about one minute of sex, he felt something stopping him going in any further, so when he next thrusted into her, he felt it break.

In six and a half months, they had a happy baby girl. But that's another story altogether.