(A/N): Ok, so for those of you wondering, this is (or will be) a collection of random one-shots I write about the sly cooper series. Most of them will probably be humorous, but some of them may not be. Like I said, it's random. Now for the disclaimers
(A/N): *ahem*, if I were as good a master thief as sly, I would probably have stolen the sly cooper series by now. But I am not. So, sadly, I do not own the sly cooper series. All the following stories are based on characters that belong to Sucker Punch, and anything else discussed or referenced belongs to its respective owners. If you paid any amount of money to read any of the following stories, you paid too much, as this is a non-profit, for fun only, writing.
(A/N): ok, that's it, disclaimed. I now will not need to write any more of those for this story collection. Anyway, it's against the rules to have an author's note take up a whole chapter, so to fill the space, here's the first one-shot. Nice, short, sweet, and not at all something I threw together in class one day. *ahem, it was, ahem*.
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(A/N): this is a conversation over binocu-com. I was too lazy, and not time permitted, *ahem, in class, ahem* to write more details. They get better. *ahem, I hope, ahem*. I imagine it taking place after the first game, but it's kind of…well, you'll see.
Bentley: ok Sly, you're going to have to use some of your ancestors thieving moves to get across that pit.
Sly: right, looks like we're going to need the rail walk, ninja spire jump, and pipe climb to get through. Mind reading off how to do those one more time for me?
Bentley: no problem. To perform a rail walk, simply approach the rail, then jump and press the circle button.
Bentley: to do the ninja spire jump, get near the point, and then…jump…and press the circle button.
Bentley: and to climb things….. Just…..
Sly: jump and hit the circle button?
Bentley: you know this book of yours could be a lot shorter.
Sly: um….
Bentley: really, could be like, one page. Why did we waist a whole game on this.
Sly: hey!
Bentley: well it's true. Do you even know how to use the other buttons?
Sly: well….well…..I use the square button to…..to…
Bentley: to what?
Sly: …I don't know.
Bentley: …..really, one page, that's all. The instruction manual was too long really.
Sly: …..
Bentley: ….
Sly: so…canyon…..
Bentley: yea…should probably get on that…..
Sly: right…
(A/N): I know, not great. But that was just me being board. *ahem, in class, ahem*. I promise they get better…..eventually.
