I had visions, I was scrying

Needle Sitta (As in Balor's)

Sung by Numair to the tune of "Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger

Theme: The constant Numair and Daine age gap debate (I, personally, feel that love knows no bounds)

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I had visions, I was scrying

I was using Alanna's mirror

To see a little bit clearer

The fogey-ness and charm within me

After I fought Hadensra I can remember feeling your body

I told you I would be naughty

But I still wanted you to marry me

You'd say yes? 'Cause no one ever does

I'm not old but I'm not young,

Too old for Daine?

Go bite your tongue!

All around the palace found that only ignorama are talking,

Snigger at us while we're walking,

I try to pretend that I don't see,

Put you down in gossip as a slut and then they start to ignore you,

I'm wishing I could protect you,

But then they started rumors about me, G—mn them,

I'm not old, but I'm not young,

Too old for Daine?

Go bite your tongue!

I'm not old, but I'm not young,

Age gap, you say?

Oh, go eat dung!

I want to marry Daine,

Have people say I'm sane,

She wants to have my kids, she's not to young her age is fine,

And I think she is fine,

We'll forget about time,

It's just sublime…

Gossip spreading, gossip spreading,

Evil rumors coming to get me!

You'll wish you'd never met me,

The people of this court won't shut up (I should beat them up),

Whispering behind my back, I swear to God they're driving me crazy,

And all of them are too lazy,

To meet us and then find out if I am truly too old!

I'm not old, but I'm not young,

Too old for Daine?

Go bite your tongue!

I'm not old, but I'm not young,

Age gap, you say?

Oh, go eat dung!

hhhhhhhhhh

A/N: The music, lyrics, and everything else to Flagpole Sitta belong to Harvey Danger and various others (it's a shame how the people who actually write the songs and music for BSB, etc. never get half as much credit as the performers!). Numair, Daine, and their unfortunate situation all belong to Tamora Pierce, a goddess among authors. The words are my own based on the actual lyrics, and any drooling that results from imagining Numair singing is not my responsibility. Also, I would really like to see reviews, as this is my first songfic every and I want to know if I should just give up now while it's not too bad? Thanks, everyone!