My name iz Melody Darkness Nightcastle butt every1 callz me darkness or d. I jst movved to SUnnytowne from NY cuz i had too cuz my parrnts dyed in a plane carsh of there private jet that my dad was fling to Englind. I cud'nt go cuz i waz in the hosptial cuz al this wired stuf had ben hapning to me and the docotrs wanted to find out wut waz wrong wit me. Anyway they coudn't figure out y I waz supper strong and nevr got sick or anyfing and y when this biach chearledder named Harmoney tried to beet me up in school I totaly riped her hare out wifout meaning to.
Darknes waz still pretty tho. She had long blak hare wif orange streks init. She had relly big breats but was like totally skinny like Lindasay Lohen. She wore lots of awsum black lether minidresses and tall leather boots wif lots of holes for strings but she wasn't like that lame Enoby cuz she did'nt rite guys nams on them.
I had to move in wif my Ant Grace whose a total slut. Shes a striper or sumthing and shes always drinkin vodka but thats ok cuz I can steel some and drink it at school. Anyway I waz at Sunnydale HS on the first day and I waz wearing my awsum ramons tshirt that I got at a real punk rock store and totally not hot topic and a black leather miniskit and red fisjnets and army bootz that my uncle gave me from when he was relly in the army so there not fak. I wuz waking down the hal when this werd old guy carying a lot bocks walked right into me.
WHAT THE FUCK? I shooted.
"Forgivst me madam. I coudn't see u cuz of all my bocks. Im the libarian. My name is Jiles." He was looking at my boobz the hole time he waz talkin and I cud see he was geting a erectation.
GET THE FUCK A WAY FRUM ME YOU PERV! I udderd sacasticly.
"So sory Darkness. Hey if your not doin anything tonite u shoud go to the bronze with buffy and the scubbies. theyd think your relay hot."
I waz so angery I punched a locked and I brok the door. Bocks went all over the hal.
