Disclaimer: We only own our imagination.
Emma and Brittany walked to Borders which was at the other end of the mall. Once they got there they bought the hardcover Twilight box set, for they were both hardcore Twilight fans, and felt they needed more than one copy. They made one last stop at the restroom before leaving the mall. Once they were finished, they opened the door, but what they saw was not Borders. In front of them was a forest.
"What happened to the store?" Brittany screeched.
Emma turned on the spot. "That's nothing. The question is what happened to the mall?" she replied.
"I don't know. But we have definitely got to get home." They both plopped down on the ground and searched their bags for anything that could help them. Their phones had no service and neither had a compass.
"I guess we're going camping!" Brittany exclaimed.
"Ew, I hate camping," Emma whined.
"Oh suck it up," Brittany said, looking around.
"What do you propose we sleep in? We can't go camping, we have no tent," Emma pointed out.
"Urgh! Do you always have to be so negative?"
"No... only when I want to," Emma smiled.
"You aren't helping our situation," Brittany chastised.
"Yeah well, I'm sorry, but I haven't a clue where we are and I'm a bit confused and irritated," Emma said.
Suddenly they heard a howl.
"What was that?" Emma asked.
"I could be wrong but it sounded like a wolf," Brittany said sarcastically.
"Why are you joking? It could come and eat us!"
"Yeah right!"
"What? It isn't like a Twilight werewolf! If you forgot, they are fictional. Wolves out here," she gestured to the forest, "are not. And they probably won't take kindly to strangers."
"Yeah. And you forgot that I know how to live in the wilderness. I was a girl scout for 7 years. Plus real wolves are more scared of us than we are of them. They will just protect their territory. We just give them no reason to attack us."
"Yeah, that's what adults tell their kids. It doesn't mean they won't attack us. They are wild animals genius, and they will do whatever they please. How do we know whether or not we're in their territory?" Emma asked heatedly.
Brittany stood. "I guess we better find our way out of these woods. Unless you want to stay and live in the forest with me as your guide. But that might not be the best idea because we don't have any water."
"Well we better find some pretty damn quick, because you know how I am with water," Emma said in a cross voice while plopping down on the ground.
Brittany grabbed Emma's hand and yanked her to her feet. "Let's try to find which way's North."
Just then a tall man walked into the clearing. He was shirtless, muscular, and tan.
"Excuse-e-moi, but who might you be?" Emma asked in a flirty voice.
"Emma, stop that. Can you tell us which way to get out of the forest is?" Brittany asked the man.
"Sure. Go that way about an eighth of a mile," he replied pointing to his right.
"Thanks," Emma said with a cheesy, flirty smile.
"Didn't I just tell you to knock that shit off?" Brittany demanded. She started to head towards where the man said civilization was.
"Excuse, but what's your name, good sir?" Emma asked and noticed Brittany glare back at her.
"Sam," the man said then walked off.
"Get your ass over here, Emma. We aren't maidens locked away in a tower during the 13th century!"
"Wait! Did you hear what his name was?" Emma exclaimed excitedly.
"Hell yeah! Are you deaf? He said it was Sam. Hey, don't give me that look!"
"No I am not deaf! But, dude, he's a freaking Indian!"
"Proper word is Native American!" Something clicked in her head. "Hey, your not implying that-"
"Oh yes I am. What's your tribe's name?" Emma screamed behind her, trying to contain her laughter.
"Oh, fuck you!" Brittany verbalized.
"Quileute!" the two heard called back. Both girls jaws dropped.
"Ohmigod!" they squealed.
"Holy shit! This is fucking amazing! Let's go and find him! Please, Please, Please?" Emma exclaimed.
"We're not going to chase Sam," Brittany calmly said. They rushed out of the forest. There in all its glory, was La Push.
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