Hey everyone! This was my first American Dragon Jake Long fanfic that I wrote way back in August of 2006 so don't kill me .
Disclaimer- I do not own ADJL
macdaddy1 signed on)
(homegirl signed on)
(merpeoplewillruletheworld signed on)
macdaddy1- WHZ UP?
merpeoplewillruletheworld- hi can I have a large pizza with everything on it and a mega large sprite.
Homegirl- um spud, this is trixie and jake
Merpeoplewillruletheworld- hey guys I didn't know you worked at pizza castle
Macdaddy1- spud we don't work at pizza castle and you can't order pizza online
Merpeoplewillruletheworld-does this mean no pizza?
Macdaddy1- no pizza
Merpeoplewillruletheworld-NO PIZZA!!! NO CHEEZY GOODNESS WITH CHOCOLATE AND FISH ONTOP????
Homegirl- Chocolate and fish? Spud did you take your medicine this morning?
Merpeoplewillruletheworld- maybe
Macdaddy-…….
Homegirl- anyway, aren't you suppose to be at gramps shop Jakey?
(PrincipalRotwood signed on)
macdaddy- well gramps had to go report to the dragon council today so he let the Amdrag have a day off.
Principalrotwood- At last I have found ze American dragon!
Macdaddy-……..
Homegirl-………
Merpeoplewillruletheworld-… do you work at pizza castle?
(dragonswilldie signed on)
principalrotwood- I shall find zyou American dragon and when I do I vill do very painful tests on zyou.
Dragonswilldie- the American dragon is here?? I shall hunt you down and make you watch dora the explorer all day just to watch you suffer!!!
Macdaddy- NO!!!! NOT DORA!!!
Principalrotwood- hey I zaw him first!!
Dragonswilldie- do you even know what he looks like?
Merpeoplewillruletheworld- ya my mom's lasagna!
Principalrotwood-…….no
Dragonswilldie- Then I shall have him
Principalrotwood- no he's mine!
Dragonswilldie- mine!
Principalrotwood- mine!
Dragonswilldie- mine!
Principalrotwood- mine!
Dragonswilldie- mine!
Principalrotwood-mine infinity!
Dragonswilldie- you will pay for that!
(dragonswilldie signed off)
Macdaddy1- um…. that was weird
Homegirl- ya well I'm leaving before it gets any weirder. LATER
(homegirl- signed off)
(dontfallforthis signed on)
dontfallforthis- hello is Principalrotwood in here?
Principalrotwood- yes who are zyou?
Dontfallforthis- I am here to inform you that you have won a brand new car! All I need is your name and address.
Principalrotwood- oh yes! My name iz principal hans rotwood and my address is ( address not shown because the author was too lazy to write one XD)
Dontfallforthis- I shall be there tonight
Principalrotwood- oh thank zyou thank zyou thank zyou! I should call mother!
(principalrotwood signed off)
dontfall for this- WAHAHAHA my evil plan is working! The American dragon is mine!!
(sweetsour signed on)
sweetsour- uncle, blockbuster called. They want Barney the Purple Dinosaur season one back.
Dontfallforthis- oh I should return that so I can get Barney Season 2!
(dont fallforthis signed off)
macdaddy1-Hey Rose!
Sweetsour- Hey jake
Macdaddy1- spud you still here?
Sweetsour- spud press the enter button
(88iscoolerthen89 signed on)
(dontlistento88 singed on)
Merpeoplewillruletheworld- oh so that's how it works and um before I pressed enter, I..well…um….
(video of jake and rose kissing shows up)
dontlistento88- hey 88 look! Rose is making out with her BFF forever!
88iscoolerthen89- for the last time its BFF not BFF forever!
dontlistento88- rose and her boyfriend sitting in a closet K-I-S-S-I-N-G
88iscoolerthen89- DUDE ITS TREE NOT CLOSET!
dontlistento88-but there in a closet!
Sweetsour- you two know that there is only a wall keeping me from kicking you're ass
88iscoolerthen89- um…. oh look at the time well g2g BYE!
(88iscoolerthen89 signed off)
dontlistento88-um… I'm with 88!
(dontlistento88 signed off)
macdaddy1-SPUD YOU ARE DEAD MEAT!!!!!!!
Merpeoplewillruletheworld- PIIIZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
(Merpeoplewillruletheworld signed off)
macdaddy1- hey rose you want to come to my house after we kick spuds ass?
Sweetsour- sure!
(macdaddy1 signed off)
(sweetsour signed off)
(dragonswilldie signed on)
dragonswilldie- is anyone here??
Dragonswilldie- good because it is time to……. SING!!!!
Dragonswilldie- I feel pretty I oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and GAY!!!!
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