Meat shuffled and passed the cards out around the table.

" So, what do you guys like in a woman?" He asked as the poker game began.

" I don't know, her figure?" Royce answered, shrugging. He turned to Worm.

" What about you?"

The twenty six year old pretended to give this serious thought.

"… BOOBS!"

He made an opened arms gesture and smirked. Both other men burst out laughing, dropping their cards.

" Hey Roach!" Meat called across the room, wiping tears from his eyes. The youngest 141 member was sitting cross legged in a chair, reading peacefully.

" Roach!"

No response.

" Bug?"

He didn't even look up. Worm chucked an empty soda can, hitting Roach square in the forehead.

" WHAT!" He screamed out in annoyance as sugary liquid dripped onto his book pages.

" What do you like in a woman?" Meat tried again. Roach groaned. He hated being asked this question, mostly because he never had an answer.

" Ghost still thinks im gay from the last time he asked me that, I need to answer very carefully….."

" Her personality."

All three other men's eyes widened. And intensely awkward silence fell over the room.

"…. You gay?" Royce finally asked.

Roach growled in response.

" Hey man, if you like men that's your problem." Meat declared with a laugh, throwing up his hand defensively. " No need for violence."

Roach felt his face get hot.

" Im not gay!" He snapped, jumping up from his chair.

" I have a gay cousin." Worm announced " I can hook you two up if you-"

" FUCK ALL OF YOU!" Roach screamed, running out of the room in a crazed frenzy. Meat, worm, and Royce looked at each other in shock. Meat shrugged and picked up his cards.

" Guess he's not gay.

" Nope."

" Guess not."

Mean while…..

MacTavish strolled up to the rec room door, whistling a cheery tune. He stopped at the sound of someone screaming.

" The bloody hell…?"

Roach burst through the double doors, smacking into the captain. Usually, the twenty one year old was to scrawny to knock over a broom, let alone a full grown Scotsmen. But, some how, Roach knocked MacTavish flat on his back and kept on running. The older man remained on the ground for a few seconds, pondering his life.

" I should have just been a farmer like my father, but no, I just had to be a hero."

This happened to me the other day… thanks for reading!