Hi my loyal readers! I'm so unbelievably sorry at how long it's taking me to update Yama. I've had school the entire time and have been drowning in homework. I wrote this after seeing Thor: Ragnarok because it was a plot bunny I couldn't resist.

Disclaimer: I do not own Thor. He is the property of Marvel Studios.

Odin: "Are you Thor, god of Hammers?"

Thor: "Umm, yes I am. I don't know if you misspoke or were playing a joke on me, but when you announced my domains you said 'god of hammers.'"

Odin: "Wait, what? NO! You are Thor, god of Thunder!"

Thor, "That's not what you told me, Mother, Loki, and the rest of Asgard. Do you know how hard and humiliating it is to be the god of hammers?"

Odin: "Welp, Asgard is doomed. Not much you can do now. Take the people, hop on a spaceship and flee like a wimp."

Thor: "... gee thanks Dad. Not even a thought about my self esteem. No, 'make a giant hammer and crush her' no 'use your powers to recreate your hammer or make an indestructible flaming mallet.' Thanks, thanks a lot. You are clearly the wisest and most inspirational father to ever exist."

Odin: "I've got nothing, son."