Ok…hi!!! Its 1:30 in the morning and i had nothing to do so i thought about writing some random story…. Here you go!! R&R!!!!!
Oh..almost forgot…
DISCLAIMER: I do not own mort rainey, shooter, jack sparrow, Edward scissorhands or Chico. BUT I do own the pizza guy who comes out of nowhere! Yay!!
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One beautiful day, in a creepy house, in tashmore lake…
We see a man in a bath robe sleepin on his couch and a dog ''snoopy dancing'' on the table.
There's a knock on the door…
((KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!))
the man who was sleeping gets up, puts his glasses on, ignores the dancing dog and goes to answer the door….
"avon calling" says a pale man, with scars all over his face, a weird black leather outfit and messy black hair
"huh?? Excuse me?" says the man who we all know as Mort Rainey
"you heard me..AVON CALLING!!!!" says the guy who I say is Edward ((from Edward scissorhands..you know..that guy who…oh forget it..you knoy who he is and that's enough for me))
"who the fuck are you???????" says mort
jack sparrow comes out of nowhere and says "aye, I agree with this man!!!"
"shit I'm going crazy again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yells mort
"again?" say Edward, jack and the pizza guy at the same time
"yes" says shooter, who was peeing and now he's out of the bathroom "you see, once upon a time there was a writer named Morton Rainey…his wife was a bitch, you know? She cheated on him!
"whats a bitch?" says Edward while putting some weird purple cream on jack's face
"YOU are a bitch" says shooter "anyways, they got divorced..well…sort of… and he bought this house, then I came out of nowhere, like that pizza guy.."
"YAY!!! Pizza guy!!!" says Chico, who is now drinking mort's mountain dew
"would you let me tell the damn story!!???? Oh forget it, you know how it ends…you all saw the movie"
"what's a movie, matey?" asks jack, who is now covered with the purple substance Edward was putting on him
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH" screams mort while running upstairs and throws himself out of the 'secret window'
"boy that was weird" says Chico while grabbing a slice of pizza
"yup…" say all of the other characters
after finishing the pizza and some talking, Jack gets up and dusts himself out. "well boys, I have to go.."
Edward gets up as well "yeah, me too"
"how did you got here?" asks Jack
"swimming, and you?"
"flying"
"cool"
"yeah"
"hi guys, did I miss something?" says mort, closing the front door behind him
"boy… you have blood in your head" says jack and points to mort's forehead
"oh, I know, but thanks anyway" says mort
"ok….so…goodbye then…" says shooter, and jumps into mort's ear
"BYE!!!!!" says Chico
I guess that was it…. I hoped you liked it…REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have to go…my mom's calling me…………well actually she's asleep…………oh crap! Just forget what you just read…I'm sleepy!! Yay!!
Bye!!
