Kyle sat silently, staring at the game being played by three of his closest friends, with a truly remarkable expression. Any person could clearly read the boy's emotions like a book, or like a kindle or billboard, or maybe a fanfic, since people don't read books as much anymore.
It was obvious that Kyle was far from amused. If anything, he was currently the face of un-amusement, knocking Queen Victoria out of that position. The epitome of are-you-fucking-kidding-me, the embodiment of you-guys-cannot-be-serious; that was what he was.
The three other boys all sat in a somewhat triangular circle, cross-legged, with faces of contentment. To Kyle, they were sitting in a pentagram, cloaked and cackling in Latin.
"Mmmph mmmph mph mphhny" Kenny muffled, stroking the object in his hands lovingly.
"Yeah you guys, this is totalleh sweet" The largest said. His words surprised Kyle the most. Of all the things he expected, the fat kid joining in on this fad was not one of them.
"Kyle, are you sure you don't want to play with us?" Stan asked, holding out another plastic object, "C'mon dude, it's fun!"
Kyle gave him a stony look. "Dude, I just don't do fads. They blow over too soon. Besides, this fad has to be gayer than the gay fad"
The red-headed boy made a strong point. What fad could possibly be gayer than a gay fad?
"Fine Kahl, you can't see mah blindbag then" Cartman huffed, holding a small packet covered in glittery purple foil.
"Fatass, I don't give a fuck about what's in your bag anyway"
The fat boy was not deterred by this, and slowly opened the bag, facing Kyle, but covering it with his hands.
"OH MEH GOD GAHS! THIS IS THE MOST TOTALLEH COOL THING EVER! IT'S SO COOL, OH MAN! Kahl, I bet you're so jealous that you can't see my amazingly awesome toy! Oh wow dudes, it's so fucking sweet!" Cartman continued to rant on about the content of the discarded foil bag, Kenny admiring it from over his broad shoulders.
"Snookums! You're little TV show is about to start!" Liane called from downstairs, causing Cartman to drop the toy, and charge down the stairs like a stampeding buffalo, Stan and Kenny following with shouts of 'Yeah' and 'Sweet!'.
Kyle sighed, smacking his face. He went over to the dropped figurine, picked it up, and sighed deeply once again, after inspecting the poor paintwork of the rainbow.
"Fucking fads…" He muttered to himself, trudging downstairs to find Cartman, Cheesy Poofs in hand, enveloping the sofa, with Stan and Kenny on the floor.
"Oh man! This is new episode! It's gonna be so fucking awesome!" On this beautiful and glorious occasion, Kenny pulled his hood down slightly, enabling the ability of speech. A painfully large smile was planted on his rarely seen mouth.
Suddenly, the opening burst onto the TV screen. The clouds swirled elegantly across a periwinkle blue sky, just as a purple balloon ripped through it.
"My little pony, my little pony, ah ah ah ah!" The boys sang along, horribly out of tune, and giving as many fucks as the same amount of people to visit Lunimaimunia. None, because I just made that place up.
Kyle continued his stoic stare at the screen, as the three others clutched their dolls tightly, singing the last line.
"You're all my very best frieeeends!" They chorused, "Except for Kahl!" One added, dragging thee last syllable on until the scene changed.
As multi-coloured unicorns and ponies trotted across the screen, Kyle could think of only one thing.
'I wish I had a tube of Pringles right now…'
Alright, maybe more than just one thing. That was the wrong thing.
'I hope this fad ends soon'
A/N: This is meant to be funny, so if you're a pony lover, please don't be offended. I mean, I like ponies too! How else would I know the theme song off-by-heart?
