Hello there, readers! If you're a past subscriber to me-I promise I'll get the rest of my stories up! Just kind of serious, and I wanted to take a break from that and do these bits of one shots! And to any new people, um, welcome. . w .

Disclaimer: I don't anything except the plot! If I did...we'd all be pretty much dead.


"Ah, do you smell that?" The teal-haired girl spun in a half circle and spread her arms out wide. Her black and white dress spun out around her like an umbrella. "Do you smell that, Kaito?" she demanded with a flash of her equally teal eyes.

A blue-haired boy, who was stretched out onto the couch with an amused expression, smirked. Just for the heck of it, he decided to humor the tealette. Or maybe humor himself—that'd be fun. "I smell lots of things. What exactly do you smell, hm?"

The girl rolled her eyes in annoyance. Seriously, Kaito was a pretty boy but sometimes he could be such a smart ass. "I smell the annoying Kaito Shion sitting on the smelly couch."

Kaito glared at her with his one eye, and she laughed. "Kidding, Kaito! Just kidding, seriously, you could put that bad boy away now," she raised her hands in surrender. "What I smell is winter!"

"Oi, how can you smell winter?" Footsteps echoed off the stone hallway as Len and his sister, Rin, appeared around the corner. "Plus, aren't you two supposed to be on patrol?"

Miku flipped her hand at the spiky haired blonde. "Puh-lease, Kaito and Meiko are supposed to be on watch. And to answer you're other question—this sniffer can sense when that glorious, snowy blanket falls."

Kaito rose to his full height on the couch and adjusted his eye patch with a look of annoyance. "Don't go blathering lies, Miku; it's obviously you and Rin on duty today."

Rin had been silent and serious for most of the time but snorted as she attempted to hide laughter. Kaito rounded on her with the same annoyed look. Rin glanced at him with her big, sky blue eyes. "You said 'duty'."

At this, Miku and Len bursted into laughter, laughing harder at Kaito's flustered face. "Duty, duty~!" They chimed happily like little children. "Kaito said 'duty'!" The trio sang together with faces red from laughter.

"Okay, little kindergarteners, I'm excusing myself from this conversation," Kaito huffed. He grabbed his coat from the coat rack. "Good bye."

"Wait," Miku called after him with a lazy wave of her hand, "Remember not to get caught. We're the Secret Police. From morning 'till evening—"

"We're watching them," Kaito concluded with a flutter motioning of his hands, "Yeah, yeah, I know. I'm not some trainee from yesterday, you know."

Miku giggled, placing a hand on her "X" mask. "You're pretty funny, Kaito."

The blue-haired male glared at her before heading out the heavily locked door. Of course, he didn't leave without his slam, did he? And he also didn't forget his cuss words. "Aw, damn fuckity!" He screamed from outside the door.

A brunette came strolling around the corner of the hallway, Meiko, and stopped short when hearing Kaito's screaming cuss. "'Scuse me, but was that Mr. Prim and Proper?"

Miku, in turn, smirked. "Mr. Prim and Proper had just witnessed his first snow fall. On his head."

On cue, Kaito returned into their longue with his signature annoyed look and snow piled high onto his head. "Bah, humbug."


Sorry if this sounded short. I was just...winging it, honestly.

So, um, yeah, how was this chapter?