(Disclaimer: This was a really short fiction that I wrote while I was
suspended from the site. Oh woo hoo. Now I'm back and you see this! I don't
own Pokemon or anything but I'm trying to find a use that will do all the
talking for me. Errr.)
POKEMON: GONE WRONG!! Episode 1!
Another average day Ash thought it would be. Walking through the beautiful lush meadows, with the sun high in the sky, releasing its blazing rays of heat and yet light upon them. Pidgeys chirped, as they were perched upon trees. The leaves that were hung on to the branches gave a rustling noise as the wind tore through them. Pikachu was nestled on Ash's shoulder, in a complete daze of it's ( who knows!! It could be a she! ) surroundings. Another day they thought it was, but they were terribly wrong.
And yet again, Misty and Ash were having another argument. The topic always being the same, being lost in who knows where, and the result was always the same. Yet the makers of Pokemon found it necessary to waste more air time by having useless conversation. See how I'm wasting my time right now by writing this? Oh and I'm heightening the amount of words so it seems lioke this was professionally written. Anyway. Back to our story.
"Ash I cannot believe you got us lost again!" Ejaculating (hehe funny word) her arms forward, Misty was in a rampage of fury. Her skin was tinted slightly red to show that her blood was boiled and it was ready to be taken off the stove. Veins slightly popped out of her skin. She stomped her foot into the lush grass. Ash, rolling his eyes in a response, gave off a slight chuckle. The chuckle of stupidity.
"I so didn't get us lost! Look we are in a meadow place. And we're heading t some city so I can become a Pokemon Master as the script says."
Misty's eyes narrowed over to Ash as slowly she approached him. Somehow a mallet appeared on her hand and Togepi was in Brock's arm. Brock only raised his non-existent eye in curiosity, wondering how this happened. "Ash you're not supposed to tell our viewers what happened!" The tone she yelled out was so loud, and yet so high pitched, that in the distance the trio could hear Growlithe releasing howls of pain. Ashrubbed his ears, as he was unsure to if he had become deaf.
"Well they all know I'm the best anyway."
"You wish. And you have no idea where we are since you're a stupid arrogant fool!"
Suddenly, the quiet girl obsessing one of the group spoke, "You love the stupid man? I hear your cries at night. And Ash don't try to get misty lost in a cave just so you can make out with her away from the viewers!"
Both Ash and Misty looked over to Brock with looks of fury painted on their faces. Somehow, a mallet appeared in Ash's hands as well as they started to pummel the breeder.
"I do not love that fool!"
"I hate her!"
They shouted during the beating. After they were done and somehow Brock had changed into a new shade of black and blue and his face was indented into the ground. They both looked over to see that the little egg Pokemon that was once in his arms, became scrambled. Misty, saw this, and began to release a river of tears. "MY BABY!!"
"You went in labor to have a egg? You're a chicken? I'm so confused." Ash scratched his head wondering why Misty made such a random comment.
"I don't mean literally you moron! I mean I loved it so much."
"You love me. Learn your lines!"
A mallet suddenly connected with Ash's head. He fell onto the ground in almost an unconscious state. Brock, however, had no sign of moving or any sign of life. The two did not care anyway, for he was not important.
"I can't believe you hurt me. I LOVED YOU!! And I thought YOU LOVED ME. And we could of made a big happy family!" Ash got up and started to release a river of salty droplets as well. Then he began to sing the song that everyone hated, and yet little ignorant children love. People out of nowhere, suddenly released their anger upon the boy, while Misty was trying to collect the pieces of her love.
"Ash it was never in my lines to love you. But I have an idea.. For the death of my little. wait. chicken? Anyway, we can have eggs tonight! And not to have your little cooking of trees, branches, and herbal stuff." Misty threw the pieces of the shell out into the wilderness, as she took the remains of Togepi and suddenly placed her near the campfire that was not there five minutes ago.
"Oh yay!" Beginning to jump around Misty, Ash began to dance around in joy. Misty raised a brow and wondered how he gotten even stupider.
"I thought you defined stupid, but now you truly do. What happened to you?"
"Wee I see stars." He reached her hand into a pocket and pulled out a little device then he raised his arm high into the air, "STARMON DIGIVOLVE!" The digivice clicked, showing no reaction.
"What the." Misty said under her breathe, along with cursing that is censored for our younger audience members!
A portal appeared at the little scene at Ash and Misty caused. TK, from Digimon, emerged from it. Immediately he slapped Ash in the head and took his Digivice. Wrong show and don't ever shove your hands down my pants again for my Digivice!" In a split second, he disappeared.
"You shove your hands down other guys pants!?" Misty released the stream of tears again, putting out the fire that was frying Togepi, "AND I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!"
"Prepare for trouble!" Ash and Misty looked up to see the balloon of Meowth's face hover above them. Below the deck where the three stood saying their lines, which had to be repeated over and over in every episode like it mattered and actually frightened the children there was some contraption made to steal Pikachu. This whole time, Pikachu was in a slumber, unaware of the events that just occurred.
"Do you guys must repeat those lines over and over. They get so annoying so quickly." Misty yelled at them.
"But we spent days trying to make up the perfect poetic scheme." James began to cry as he saw he was being made fun of, "DAYS I TELL YOU, DAYSSSSS"
"Okay. is everyone high or is that just me?" Misty said under her breath.
"Look you're not taking Pikachu! Thunderbolt!!! Release the fury, wee!" Ash twirled as he looked over at Pikachu, who just woken up due to all the yelling. Eletrical sparks surrounded the frame of the small rodent Pokemon as it released a thunder bolt at the group. The balloon immediately popped and the three, somehow, got out of it and began to "blast off".
"We're blasting off again!" Jessie shouted. But suddenly all three of them stopped in mid air. Misty and Ash just looked with quizzical looks pasted upon their faces.
"Hello, FLY BIRDIE FLY." Ash shouted.
"I don't think we can." James said, wiggling in free air.
"I got an idea. WE'RE SUING YOU. YOU TRY TO HURT US TOO OFTEN!" Jessie shouted.
"You're what?"
"Suing you! You people are evil! We just take a little rodent while you try to hrut us. My feelings are hurt every time you hurt us you know." Jessie began to bawl. Ash, still being deficient, danced in the waterfall that Jessie created.
"Sorry, Jessie, James, Meowth. The ropes are stuck! Now you can go blasting off!" A man from the crew said. Darn those managers, they let the ropes get knotted up. The ropes the three were attached too, were suddenly revealed. The stage person dude suddenly cut the ropes and the three began to dive towards the ground. Misty immediately clung to Ash, hearing the news that Jessie dawned upon her and started to cry herself.
"We're being sued Ash! And we hurt Brock! And scrambled Togepi!"
"What's a sue?" Ash responded.
(Authors Note: Oh I know this chapter is horrible but tell me what you think I tried to make it funny but I haven't done anything humorous for a while so bear with me. And don't worry I can write better than this so check out my other fictions if you want. Please review with what you think and I'll review your fictions if you want me too. PLEASE REVIEW!)
POKEMON: GONE WRONG!! Episode 1!
Another average day Ash thought it would be. Walking through the beautiful lush meadows, with the sun high in the sky, releasing its blazing rays of heat and yet light upon them. Pidgeys chirped, as they were perched upon trees. The leaves that were hung on to the branches gave a rustling noise as the wind tore through them. Pikachu was nestled on Ash's shoulder, in a complete daze of it's ( who knows!! It could be a she! ) surroundings. Another day they thought it was, but they were terribly wrong.
And yet again, Misty and Ash were having another argument. The topic always being the same, being lost in who knows where, and the result was always the same. Yet the makers of Pokemon found it necessary to waste more air time by having useless conversation. See how I'm wasting my time right now by writing this? Oh and I'm heightening the amount of words so it seems lioke this was professionally written. Anyway. Back to our story.
"Ash I cannot believe you got us lost again!" Ejaculating (hehe funny word) her arms forward, Misty was in a rampage of fury. Her skin was tinted slightly red to show that her blood was boiled and it was ready to be taken off the stove. Veins slightly popped out of her skin. She stomped her foot into the lush grass. Ash, rolling his eyes in a response, gave off a slight chuckle. The chuckle of stupidity.
"I so didn't get us lost! Look we are in a meadow place. And we're heading t some city so I can become a Pokemon Master as the script says."
Misty's eyes narrowed over to Ash as slowly she approached him. Somehow a mallet appeared on her hand and Togepi was in Brock's arm. Brock only raised his non-existent eye in curiosity, wondering how this happened. "Ash you're not supposed to tell our viewers what happened!" The tone she yelled out was so loud, and yet so high pitched, that in the distance the trio could hear Growlithe releasing howls of pain. Ashrubbed his ears, as he was unsure to if he had become deaf.
"Well they all know I'm the best anyway."
"You wish. And you have no idea where we are since you're a stupid arrogant fool!"
Suddenly, the quiet girl obsessing one of the group spoke, "You love the stupid man? I hear your cries at night. And Ash don't try to get misty lost in a cave just so you can make out with her away from the viewers!"
Both Ash and Misty looked over to Brock with looks of fury painted on their faces. Somehow, a mallet appeared in Ash's hands as well as they started to pummel the breeder.
"I do not love that fool!"
"I hate her!"
They shouted during the beating. After they were done and somehow Brock had changed into a new shade of black and blue and his face was indented into the ground. They both looked over to see that the little egg Pokemon that was once in his arms, became scrambled. Misty, saw this, and began to release a river of tears. "MY BABY!!"
"You went in labor to have a egg? You're a chicken? I'm so confused." Ash scratched his head wondering why Misty made such a random comment.
"I don't mean literally you moron! I mean I loved it so much."
"You love me. Learn your lines!"
A mallet suddenly connected with Ash's head. He fell onto the ground in almost an unconscious state. Brock, however, had no sign of moving or any sign of life. The two did not care anyway, for he was not important.
"I can't believe you hurt me. I LOVED YOU!! And I thought YOU LOVED ME. And we could of made a big happy family!" Ash got up and started to release a river of salty droplets as well. Then he began to sing the song that everyone hated, and yet little ignorant children love. People out of nowhere, suddenly released their anger upon the boy, while Misty was trying to collect the pieces of her love.
"Ash it was never in my lines to love you. But I have an idea.. For the death of my little. wait. chicken? Anyway, we can have eggs tonight! And not to have your little cooking of trees, branches, and herbal stuff." Misty threw the pieces of the shell out into the wilderness, as she took the remains of Togepi and suddenly placed her near the campfire that was not there five minutes ago.
"Oh yay!" Beginning to jump around Misty, Ash began to dance around in joy. Misty raised a brow and wondered how he gotten even stupider.
"I thought you defined stupid, but now you truly do. What happened to you?"
"Wee I see stars." He reached her hand into a pocket and pulled out a little device then he raised his arm high into the air, "STARMON DIGIVOLVE!" The digivice clicked, showing no reaction.
"What the." Misty said under her breathe, along with cursing that is censored for our younger audience members!
A portal appeared at the little scene at Ash and Misty caused. TK, from Digimon, emerged from it. Immediately he slapped Ash in the head and took his Digivice. Wrong show and don't ever shove your hands down my pants again for my Digivice!" In a split second, he disappeared.
"You shove your hands down other guys pants!?" Misty released the stream of tears again, putting out the fire that was frying Togepi, "AND I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!"
"Prepare for trouble!" Ash and Misty looked up to see the balloon of Meowth's face hover above them. Below the deck where the three stood saying their lines, which had to be repeated over and over in every episode like it mattered and actually frightened the children there was some contraption made to steal Pikachu. This whole time, Pikachu was in a slumber, unaware of the events that just occurred.
"Do you guys must repeat those lines over and over. They get so annoying so quickly." Misty yelled at them.
"But we spent days trying to make up the perfect poetic scheme." James began to cry as he saw he was being made fun of, "DAYS I TELL YOU, DAYSSSSS"
"Okay. is everyone high or is that just me?" Misty said under her breath.
"Look you're not taking Pikachu! Thunderbolt!!! Release the fury, wee!" Ash twirled as he looked over at Pikachu, who just woken up due to all the yelling. Eletrical sparks surrounded the frame of the small rodent Pokemon as it released a thunder bolt at the group. The balloon immediately popped and the three, somehow, got out of it and began to "blast off".
"We're blasting off again!" Jessie shouted. But suddenly all three of them stopped in mid air. Misty and Ash just looked with quizzical looks pasted upon their faces.
"Hello, FLY BIRDIE FLY." Ash shouted.
"I don't think we can." James said, wiggling in free air.
"I got an idea. WE'RE SUING YOU. YOU TRY TO HURT US TOO OFTEN!" Jessie shouted.
"You're what?"
"Suing you! You people are evil! We just take a little rodent while you try to hrut us. My feelings are hurt every time you hurt us you know." Jessie began to bawl. Ash, still being deficient, danced in the waterfall that Jessie created.
"Sorry, Jessie, James, Meowth. The ropes are stuck! Now you can go blasting off!" A man from the crew said. Darn those managers, they let the ropes get knotted up. The ropes the three were attached too, were suddenly revealed. The stage person dude suddenly cut the ropes and the three began to dive towards the ground. Misty immediately clung to Ash, hearing the news that Jessie dawned upon her and started to cry herself.
"We're being sued Ash! And we hurt Brock! And scrambled Togepi!"
"What's a sue?" Ash responded.
(Authors Note: Oh I know this chapter is horrible but tell me what you think I tried to make it funny but I haven't done anything humorous for a while so bear with me. And don't worry I can write better than this so check out my other fictions if you want. Please review with what you think and I'll review your fictions if you want me too. PLEASE REVIEW!)
