Okay...the reason ffnet took down Vanilla...is because it had the word 'Shit' in the summary...
So here it is...re-uploaded...
***
Gah...What does a guy gotta do to get some sleep around
here? Gah...it's only noon! Who in their right mind
would have music on at this time in the day?
Well...since I won't be falling asleep anytime soon...I
guess I'll just get up, and since I'm too tired to
function properly, a pair of boxers will do just fine.
As I stumble into the living room, I find my best
friend, and current living space sharer, sitting
cross-legged on the couch with his eyes glued to the
television. Blasting from the speakers is his latest
obsession. What was it called again? I dunno...
Heh, I got an idea...
"Yohji! Move outta the way! I'm trying to watch
Gackt!"
Ah, yes. Gackt, Ken's new obsession. From what I've
heard so far...he's pretty good...likes to randomly use
the English language. That's interesting. 'You don't
need another words.' Heh. Don't know what it
means...but it sounds pretty cool.
"Yohji!"
Oh yeah...I'm still standing in front of the television.
"You woke me up."
"Oh. I'm sorry, I didn't realize it was that loud.
Wanna watch Gackt?"
"Why?"
"Cause he's fun! Let me just jump to my favorite
song."
So I took a seat next to Ken, and waited to hear his
favorite sappy love song.
Hmm...kinda upbeat and fast for a love song. "Wait a
minute, this is a guy?"
"Uh-huh."
"Kinda girlie, don't you think?"
"Gackt-sama is very pretty."
Yeah he is...girl. Woah...did he just say, 'Long fingers
got me erect'? Okay Kenken, you're starting to scare
me. This is so not a Ken song. "What's the name of
this?"
"Vanilla. Watch, you'll miss it."
What the hell could I possibly miss. I mean-OMG did
that guy just unzip that other guys shirt? OMG! That
looks like...like...that's what it's supposed to look
like, isn't it? What the hell? Why am I watching
some guy pretend to give another guy a -------?
Dude! Gackt just said, 'ah...forgot it. I'll do it
myself.' Then he pushed the guy away!
When the song is over, Ken stops the DVD, but I
continue to stare at the television set with my mouth
wide open. I'm in shock. Why the hell did Ken want
me to see that?
After a couple of minutes, I'm shocked back into
reality. Ken has some how crawled onto my lap, and is
nibbling on my ear lobe. I freak out, and grab his
waist, which makes me blush, then I pick him up, and
set him back on the couch. Then I get up and run
like hell to the bathroom.
I lock the door behind me. I'm out of breath, maybe I
should quit smoking. But first, I have to pee.
I go to the toilet, and drop my boxers. I start to
pee, then I feel something warm on my stomach.
Realizing that I'm peeing on myself, I stop. Well
that's odd, I didn't wake-up like this.
So that means...no! My best friend did not do this to
me! No way in hell, did Ken turn me on! He's my
friend, and teammate, I'm not attracted to him!
I know! It was that Gackt guy! He was so girlie,
that my body misunderstood! So Ken and me are all
right!
But why was he straddling me like that??
So here it is...re-uploaded...
***
Gah...What does a guy gotta do to get some sleep around
here? Gah...it's only noon! Who in their right mind
would have music on at this time in the day?
Well...since I won't be falling asleep anytime soon...I
guess I'll just get up, and since I'm too tired to
function properly, a pair of boxers will do just fine.
As I stumble into the living room, I find my best
friend, and current living space sharer, sitting
cross-legged on the couch with his eyes glued to the
television. Blasting from the speakers is his latest
obsession. What was it called again? I dunno...
Heh, I got an idea...
"Yohji! Move outta the way! I'm trying to watch
Gackt!"
Ah, yes. Gackt, Ken's new obsession. From what I've
heard so far...he's pretty good...likes to randomly use
the English language. That's interesting. 'You don't
need another words.' Heh. Don't know what it
means...but it sounds pretty cool.
"Yohji!"
Oh yeah...I'm still standing in front of the television.
"You woke me up."
"Oh. I'm sorry, I didn't realize it was that loud.
Wanna watch Gackt?"
"Why?"
"Cause he's fun! Let me just jump to my favorite
song."
So I took a seat next to Ken, and waited to hear his
favorite sappy love song.
Hmm...kinda upbeat and fast for a love song. "Wait a
minute, this is a guy?"
"Uh-huh."
"Kinda girlie, don't you think?"
"Gackt-sama is very pretty."
Yeah he is...girl. Woah...did he just say, 'Long fingers
got me erect'? Okay Kenken, you're starting to scare
me. This is so not a Ken song. "What's the name of
this?"
"Vanilla. Watch, you'll miss it."
What the hell could I possibly miss. I mean-OMG did
that guy just unzip that other guys shirt? OMG! That
looks like...like...that's what it's supposed to look
like, isn't it? What the hell? Why am I watching
some guy pretend to give another guy a -------?
Dude! Gackt just said, 'ah...forgot it. I'll do it
myself.' Then he pushed the guy away!
When the song is over, Ken stops the DVD, but I
continue to stare at the television set with my mouth
wide open. I'm in shock. Why the hell did Ken want
me to see that?
After a couple of minutes, I'm shocked back into
reality. Ken has some how crawled onto my lap, and is
nibbling on my ear lobe. I freak out, and grab his
waist, which makes me blush, then I pick him up, and
set him back on the couch. Then I get up and run
like hell to the bathroom.
I lock the door behind me. I'm out of breath, maybe I
should quit smoking. But first, I have to pee.
I go to the toilet, and drop my boxers. I start to
pee, then I feel something warm on my stomach.
Realizing that I'm peeing on myself, I stop. Well
that's odd, I didn't wake-up like this.
So that means...no! My best friend did not do this to
me! No way in hell, did Ken turn me on! He's my
friend, and teammate, I'm not attracted to him!
I know! It was that Gackt guy! He was so girlie,
that my body misunderstood! So Ken and me are all
right!
But why was he straddling me like that??
