A/N. Taken from another story I'm writing. I just like it so much I thought it might work well as a one shot.


O'Neill Ranch

Rachel, Lincoln County, Nevada (South of Area 51)

"Is Daniel still planning to come over before he heads back to Atlantis?" Sam asked as she put her feet up on the couch.

"That's what he said." Jack replied as he handed her a herbal tea and sat down in his chair.

"Is Uncle Daniel Jesus?" asked Grace from the rug where she was flicking through a colouring book.

Jack looked across at Sam and raised an eyebrow. Sam bemused, turned to her daughter. "Why do you say that honey?"

"Mrs Tucker said only Jesus can come back from the dead but Uncle Daniel did so does that make him Jesus?" Grace replied selecting a crayon and beginning to draw.

"That's different, Daniel ascended." Sam replied.

"But he died?"

"Yes."

"And went all glowly and came back?"

"eh.. yes."

"So he is Jesus!" Gracie said looking up triumphantly.

"Who's Jesus?" Asked Cassie as she came in and flopped on the other couch.

"Spacemonkey" answered Jack, sipping his coffee and flicking through a binder.

Cassie smirked and looked over at Grace. "Why do you think Uncle Danny's Jesus Gracie?"

"Because he died and came back to life." Grace replied seriously.

"Oh please! Everyone's done that! Uncle T, your dad, even aunty Sam died once. That doesn't make them Jesus" Cassie replied teasing. "It just makes them Zombies.. "

"Zombies!" Grace said looking at her wide eyed.

"Cassie!" Sam admonished.

"Space Zombies" Cassie continued nodding at Grace, whose eyes had turned to saucers.

"Cassie's just teasing you." Sam said trying to reassure her daughter before turning to her husband. "Jack, a little help here"

"Your mothers right, of course we're not Zombies... " Jack said raising up his hands "...we're ghosts!" Before shaking them at Grace and going

"Boo!" Grace immediately bolted from the room, earning him a face full of pillow courtesy of Sam.

"Nice one Uncle Jack" Smirked Cassie as she hid behind a magazine.

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