(A/N: After listening to the soundtrack about twenty times straight, in my delirium, when I was listening to
"Kidnap the Sandy Claws", the Harry Potter trio's faces popped up instead of Lock, Shock, and Barrel's.
That was pretty funny. So I wrote this in honor of my poor, exhausted brain.)
All: Kidnap Mr. You-Know-Who?
Ron: I wanna do it!
Harry: I do too!
Hermione: Dumbledore said "Work together!"
Ron: Three of a kind!
Harry: Birds of a feather!
All: Now and forever!
Wheeee!
La, lala, la la la
Lala, la, la la...
Kidnap the You-Know-Who, lock him up real tight
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights
Hermione: First, we're going to set some bait
Inside a magic trap and wait
When he comes a-sniffing,
We will snap the trap and close the gate!
Ron: Wait! I've got a better plan
To catch this evil serpent man
Let's put him in a phoenix nest
To let them do what they do best!
All: Kidnap the You-Know-Who
Throw him in a box
Bury him for ninety years
Then see if he talks
Hermione: Then Dumbledore, our main man
Hermione and Ron: Can take the whole thing over then
All: And if we do it all correctly
Then he'll give us points a-plenty!
Wheeee!
Ron:I say that we take a cannon
Aim it at his door and then
Knock three times, and when he answers
You-Know-Who will be no more!
Hermione: You're so stupid, think now!
If we blow him up into smithereens
We may lose some pieces
Hermione and Harry: And then he'll come back and make a scene!
All: Kidnap the You-Know-Who
Tie him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean
Then see if he is sad
Hermione and Ron: Because that Albus Dumbledore is the strongest guy around
If he weren't here at school, I'd get out of town!
Harry: He'll be so pleased by our success
That he'll reward us too, I bet
All: Perhaps we'll get awards at school
Now wouldn't that be really cool?
Harry: Yeah!
All: We're his student helpers
And we take our job with pride
We do our best to please him
And stay on his good side
Hermione: I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb.
Harry: I'm not the dumb one!
Ron: You're no fun.
Hermione: Shut up!
Ron: Make me!
Hermione: I've got something, listen now
This one is real good, you'll see
We'll send a present to his door
Upon there'll be a note to read
Now, in the box we'll wait and hide
Until his curiosity
All: Entices him to look inside -
We'll cast a nasty spell on three!
Kidnap the You-Know-Who, beat him with a stick
Lock him for ninety years, see what makes him tick
Kidnap the You-Know-Who, chop him into bits
Mr. Dumbledore is sure to get his kicks
Kidnap the You-Know-Who, see what we will see
Put him in a magic cage, throw away the keeeeeeeey!
"Kidnap the Sandy Claws", the Harry Potter trio's faces popped up instead of Lock, Shock, and Barrel's.
That was pretty funny. So I wrote this in honor of my poor, exhausted brain.)
All: Kidnap Mr. You-Know-Who?
Ron: I wanna do it!
Harry: I do too!
Hermione: Dumbledore said "Work together!"
Ron: Three of a kind!
Harry: Birds of a feather!
All: Now and forever!
Wheeee!
La, lala, la la la
Lala, la, la la...
Kidnap the You-Know-Who, lock him up real tight
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights
Hermione: First, we're going to set some bait
Inside a magic trap and wait
When he comes a-sniffing,
We will snap the trap and close the gate!
Ron: Wait! I've got a better plan
To catch this evil serpent man
Let's put him in a phoenix nest
To let them do what they do best!
All: Kidnap the You-Know-Who
Throw him in a box
Bury him for ninety years
Then see if he talks
Hermione: Then Dumbledore, our main man
Hermione and Ron: Can take the whole thing over then
All: And if we do it all correctly
Then he'll give us points a-plenty!
Wheeee!
Ron:I say that we take a cannon
Aim it at his door and then
Knock three times, and when he answers
You-Know-Who will be no more!
Hermione: You're so stupid, think now!
If we blow him up into smithereens
We may lose some pieces
Hermione and Harry: And then he'll come back and make a scene!
All: Kidnap the You-Know-Who
Tie him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean
Then see if he is sad
Hermione and Ron: Because that Albus Dumbledore is the strongest guy around
If he weren't here at school, I'd get out of town!
Harry: He'll be so pleased by our success
That he'll reward us too, I bet
All: Perhaps we'll get awards at school
Now wouldn't that be really cool?
Harry: Yeah!
All: We're his student helpers
And we take our job with pride
We do our best to please him
And stay on his good side
Hermione: I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb.
Harry: I'm not the dumb one!
Ron: You're no fun.
Hermione: Shut up!
Ron: Make me!
Hermione: I've got something, listen now
This one is real good, you'll see
We'll send a present to his door
Upon there'll be a note to read
Now, in the box we'll wait and hide
Until his curiosity
All: Entices him to look inside -
We'll cast a nasty spell on three!
Kidnap the You-Know-Who, beat him with a stick
Lock him for ninety years, see what makes him tick
Kidnap the You-Know-Who, chop him into bits
Mr. Dumbledore is sure to get his kicks
Kidnap the You-Know-Who, see what we will see
Put him in a magic cage, throw away the keeeeeeeey!
