Disclaimer: No matter how much I love my lil Inuyasha and his ears he is not mine. ( So I am not claiming him as my own or nothing Neither any of the characters except Mina. She is me ^_^

Chapter One: Meeting Mina (Arguments Arise) ~~

Author: "Inuyasha sat in his tree watching the well waiting for Kagome to come back. She had been gone for a few days. Inuyasha sniffed the air, he picking up a weird smell it was familiar. He jumped out of the tree and paced around. Suddenly he recognized the scent. He quietly walked up to a near by tree and shook out Jaken. The little creature fell to the ground and Inuyasha got ready to kill him but didn't."

Inuyasha: "What? I'm not? What the hell?!"

Author: "No he wasn't"

Inuyasha: "biiitchh."

Author: "Suddenly a bird shits on Inuyasha's head" "Don't argue with me I can make ANYTHING happen"

Inuyasha: Getting angry. glaring he wipes off the bird shit "If I don't fucking kill it what do I do to it?" he growls

Author: Inuyasha asks Jaken what he is doing here knowing Sesshoumaru is near by.

Inuyasha: glares and says through clenched teeth "What the fuck do you want and where the hell is Sesshoumaru?"

Author: "Oh well that's going to get it to talk!"

Jaken: Squirms refusing to answer

Inuyasha: "Now rocket scientist what am I going to do?"

Author: "Kagome climbs out of the well"

Inuyasha: "Kagome!"

Kagome: "Hey Inuyasha!" looks over his shoulder "What are you doing?"

Inuyasha: "I think Sesshoumaru is around here, so be careful." growls

Author: "Yep you're right! Sesshoumaru steps out into the open!"

Kagome: "Who said that?"

Inuyasha: glares "What do you want?"

Sesshoumaru: "nothing of importance to you, you half breed!" smirks

Inuyasha: pulls out Tetsusaiga

Author: "And is about to run Sesshoumaru through when suddenly out of the clear blue sky a lightning bolt shoots and hits Inuyasha. He falls burnt to the ground, Black" "No hurt Sesshoumaru!"

Inuyasha: coughs up smoke

Author: Cries, "as much as it pained me to do that!"

Kagome: falls to the ground in pain

Inuyasha: Jumps up and kneels by Kagome "what's wrong?!"

Kagome; holds her stomach and coughs up blood

Sesshoumaru: .watches.

Inuyasha: glares "What did you do to her!"

Author: "it wasn't me!"

Kagome: Cries in pain

Author: "well I guess I could make a cure but in return you have to male my story more.interesting."

Inuyasha: glares "how?"

Author: "Say... you and Sesshoumaru go on a journey TOGETHER ^_^"

Inuyasha: "WHAT?!"

Author: "you heard me! And NO hurting each other"

Sesshoumaru: "I didn't agree to this!" growls

Author: "You better!"

Inuyasha: "no!" Author: "I can make ANYTHING happen remember?"

Inuyasha: looks at Kagome "."

Sesshoumaru: "I'm not scared of you!"

Author: "alright!" smirks * ahem * "Sesshoumaru twitches his nose and turns into a small pink bunny. hehehe"

Sesshoumaru: hop hop

Inuyasha: "HAHA!" falls over laughing "God that's funny! A fucking bunny!"

Author: turns Sesshoumaru back to himself "Get it? Got it? GOOD!"

Sesshoumaru: "What the hell was that!?"

Author: "It looked like a bunny youkai to me but I could be wrong."

Inuyasha: "HAHA!" falls to the ground laughing hard again.

Sesshoumaru: grabs Inuyasha's neck

Author: "hey! No hurt Inuyasha!" Sesshoumaru is thrown into the ground

Sesshoumaru: "Ow."

Author: "Well I guess you two could leave anytime! And to make it fun * ahem * a girl comes into the scene wearing hooker boots, a black mini skirt, and a black tank top. She has blonde hair an inch and a half long that is spiked but her bangs are long and reach her chin"

Inuyasha: O.O;; "Who's that now? This better not end up pissing me off."

Sesshoumaru: "."

Author: "this girl is me!"

Inuyasha: "What!?"

Sesshoumaru: "."

Inuyasha: "this is going to be a fucking nightmare!"

Author: "call her Mina"

Mina: smiles "ok? Alright boys, lets go!"