Title: Cleft Chins and Uni-brows

Pairings: Ozai/Kana (Gran-Gran)

Summary:AU, the meeting of water and fire sends the world into an era of chaos...teen angst, brain damage, and yodeling haunt our heros as the fire nation reigns with terror. first fic. crack and VERY OOC.


Months after Sozin's comet and the conquering of the Earth and Northern Water nations, only the Southern Water tribe remains for the Fire Nation to take over. Since it was a special occasion, and the tribe seemed so small and insignificant, fire lord Ozai got all dressed up in his best suit, waxed his uni-brow, and came along to conquer the village. Ever since the tribe's great and only warrior, Sokka, had left, the village began falling apart; which made taking it over easy. Someone caught Ozai's eye. A vision of beauty…

…with a cleft chin! As Ozai pushed his way through the frightened water tribe, a feeling of intense desire coursed through him. And as he came to stand before the most beautiful woman he had ever seen, the feeling over-whelmed him. She spoke 4 delicious and entrancing words. "Call me Gran-Gran."

Ozai and Gran-Gran have been dating quite seriously over the past few months, going to all the fanciest parties and clubs. Ozai was devoting himself completely to Gran-Gran and he was unaware that his newly built empire was becoming a ghetto. Drive-by bending and illegal cactus juice dealing were regular occurrences.


"Come ON you guys! You've been in that cave for over half a year!" Katara pleaded desperately. They all ignored her. Appa was the only one who listened to her, but he was incapable of doing anything ever since his 'accident'/ lobotomy. Aang was busy fawning over his newly grown emo hair by a puddle in the back of the cave, Sokka had been O.D.ing on cactus juice ever since Suki ran off with the cabbage man and Ty Lee discovered she had ADD, and when he wasn't drinking, Sokka was howling to his lost love, the moon. Toph had slowly gone insane and now spent her days talking to rocks. And Momo, well Momo was busy romancing a rat-bird. Katara was the only sane one and spent the last 6 months trying to coax out and bring food to the Gaang.

She only had one small problem; Katara was now completely obsessed with eyebrows. She spent her free time next to Aang staring in the puddle stroking her eyebrows.

One day, they received an invitation:

You are invited to the wedding of

Gran-Gran

And

Lord Ghuchtachmdt

January 22nd at 1:00pm-9:3pm

Bah Sing Sai Golf Course

"Ooooh! Gran-Gran is getting married!" Katara exclaimed.

"Cannnnnn I bring daa moooon? hick" Sokka managed to slur.

"Uh, sure Sokka." Katara replied.


well...it's my fist story. my friend and i wrote it while in the middle of the desert and high on sugar. that is my excuse for the insanity and lack of plot. but it makes us laugh.

please tell me what you think.