A/N: hey guys, um sorry about this but i was bored and it amused me at least...

Fresh Lady of Derbyshire

Now this is the story all about how

My life got flipped turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute

Just sit right there

And I'll tell you how I became the Lady of Derbyshire

In the middle o' Hertfordshire born and raised

In the sitting room is where I spent most of my days

Goin' out, readin' goss'pin' all cool

Walkin' through pools, and dancing quadrilles

When a coupla guys

They were lookin so good

Came, and they moved into the neighbourhood

I got a little bit mad and my mom said "Meh"

Said "If he asks don't become Lady o' Derbyshire"

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But Bing liked Jane and invited her to stay
My sis got sick and then she gave me a ticket.
I put my smiley-face on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First clash, yo this is bad
Sayin he had no faults that's just pants!
Is this supposed to be my cousin like?
Hmmmmm this might not be alright.

But wait I hear my friends gone dizzy, married all that
Is Rosings the type of place they send that cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for Miss Hertfordshire

Well, when I got there, Lady DB found out
There was a dude who looked like a fop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get hitched
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, he disappeared

I cried for a while and when it came clear
We might actually have meshed and its such a nice letter
If anything I can say this man is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Back to Hertfordshire!'

I pulled away from the church, a minute later
And I yelled to the family 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my husband
I was finally there
To sit on my couch as Lady of Derbyshire

Yes I know it doesnt make sense and yes i know it jumps a lot, so if you've got nothing nice to say review me about the weather! xD