Ria: OK lets try two naruto fanfics at once and a VK fanfic later sound good to you!~ It better cause that is what you are getting!

Hidan: Ria doesn't own Naruto if she did the Akatsuki would all still be alive. . . Bitch


I looked up at the dull blue sky. My memory was a photo book. I can remember mostly anything exactly right some people thought I was really weird because of it. Because of my strange photographic memory I remember everything about every Akatsuki member as well as mostly everything about the Naruto universe in general.

So this is where things get strange my name is Fang Daiyu Lei-Ren. Yeah my last name is Fang, my middle name is Daiyu, and I have more or less two first names Lei-Ren. Personally I find it very weird and strange but I never really complained. People just typically call me Fang saying that it is the coolest out of all of the parts of my name. I always find myself rolling my eyes though.

It was just a typical day me outside in the field next to my family's house starring at the sky watching the clouds go by. When I randomly saw a weird reddish light, l just blacked out.

I woke up in a strange forest area with giant trees thinking to myself, what the fuc- I was just in a field how did I get into a giant forest? I got up and started walking in a random direction not knowing where I was or where I was going. Well to tell the truth I didn't really care and it's not like anyone can tell my voice is always in monotone. Even if I am excited no one can tell.

Disrupting my rambling thoughts was an explosion, I saw a huge puff of smoke coming from the direction I was headed in. "I should just turn around now," I said to myself but I made no effort to move at all. I decided to just walk forward, "Just a peep won't hurt," I said as I continued onward.

I saw a clearing coming into view so I just keep moving forward till I was at the forest line so I would still be concealed from whatever I saw. I was shocked by what I saw. It was Deidara and Sasori with Tobi, Hidan, Kakuzu, and Kisame. Deidara and Sasori were arguing about art and were now sparing from what it seems. Tobi was clapping and cheering on his sempai, Kakuzu and Kisame were taking bets, while Hidan was cussing and yelling something about his stupid religion.

Wait shouldn't I be more shocked I was staring straight at some of the 'worlds' most dangerous ninjas. Shouldn't I be scared and running hoping that they wouldn't see me? I guess I really just don't give a shit about anything anymore do I?

Snapping me back to reality Sasori calmly stopped fighting and demanded, "You come out of the bushes and show yourself," the others were shocked they didn't even realize that someone else was there. Shit! I thought rather loudly in my mind. I reluctantly not wanting to get killed on the spot stepped out of my hiding place into the clearing. "Um. . ." I had no clue what to say all of them were just staring at me, it was really creepy. I managed a sincere smile, "Sorry if I'm interrupting but I'm really lost I have no clue where I am or how I got here," I said trying to not sound as monotone as I normally did but I still had no variation in my voice at all. I cursed myself inwardly as they still said nothing.

"Can you please stop staring like that," I looked at my clothes they weren't out of the ordinary or strange or anything just a simple black summer dress and no shoes on my feet. Normal attire if you ask me. "What is your name?" Sasori finally said breaking the odd silence. I formally bowed remembering what I was probably in and said as politely as I could," I am Lei-Ren Daiyu from the Fang family," I stated that was the formal way of saying my name when talking to people politely my mother always said to say it that way.

Hidan was the first to speak after, "OH YEA A FUCKING HOTTIE!" He yelled in his annoying voice. I could almost feel the tic forming on my head. I recognized everyone pulling up lots of information on the Akatsuki trying not to say anything out loud like I normally would, of course once it is a habit, I can never break it. "Sasori of the Red Sand, Deidara, Kisame Hoshigaki, Hidan, Kakuzu, Tobi," I trailed off as I scanned over the crowed and noticed Tobi. My face showed little shock and I knew better than to say the information I knew out loud. I really didn't even want to know this information. I was inwardly cursing my photographic memory while looking down at the ground. Not noticing that the Akatsuki had just surrounded me.

"Um. . . Shit," I muttered to myself as I looked up seeing I was surrounded remembering that I was now in the world of Naruto I clasped my hands together and closed my eyes. The members gave me a weird look because they thought I was praying, but no I was thinking looking deep into my mind about what I know.

"That's it!" I said quite loudly confusing the Akatsuki. Keeping my hands clasped together I said, almost yelling, "Suru Seikatsu!*" I kept the image of the Byakugan, I suddenly opened my eyes and I did it I was using the Byakugan. The Akatsuki members that were present were shocked, I was shocked myself. I wasn't quite sure why but I was getting very tired I unwillingly passed out, onto the nice cool grass I saw the yellow sun, then I completely blacked out.


Ria: How was that! Oh and Suru Sikatsu literly means "Copy Life"

Hidan: What the fuck does her ability have to do with life? I under stand copy but life what the fuck!

Ria: Simple minded little baka (runs for the hills after saying that)

Hidan: Fuck! REVIEW BITCHES! (runs after Ria cussing)