I hope it's not too bad :S

Disclaimer: South Park clearly does not belong to me.


It hadn't come as a surprise to Kyle when he saw what was written on the boy's bathroom wall. In fact, he had grown used to shit from Cartman over the past few years. He had grown used to all the lame remarks, racist comments and gay jokes used on him. Cartman liked anything that distressed Kyle... but this was rather tame coming from someone like him. It was as if Cartman hadn't even tried this time.

Scribbled in smudgy black marker on the wall were the words 'Kyle loves Stan'. It was three words and, even though the joke was overused, it got Kyle wondering where all the butterflies in his stomach had come from. Cartman's joke had almost had him, before Kyle realised how easy it was going to be to make a comeback.

Kyle opened his bag and took out the first black marker he could find. He smiled triumphantly as he leaned up against the wall and, with his butterflies now gone, added his own part onto the writing on the wall. Then, placing the marker back into his bag, he exited the bathroom with a cheerful smile on his face and made his way back to class, which he had partially missed due to Cartman's childish joke.

Left written on the wall now were the words,

'Kyle loves Stan's hat'.


I know it's incredibly lame and that the 'wall writing' idea is not at all original but I'm not happy with any of the other stories I've written so I decided to upload it anyway.

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