-I don't own One Piece, Eiichiro Oda writes the manga. Toei does the cartoon. Funimation owns the rights in America. I just love the anime.

This story is kinda a yaoi, but more of everyone with everyone else. It is also from Usopp's POV. I wrote it because I feel bad he gets no love.

This is my first fanfic. Enjoy! 3-

So lonely…

Everyone is doing it except for me. I just have myself. I'm looking at the ocean and I know some couple is doing it. Maybe two or more… Recently the ship has become one huge floating orgy. Everyone's doing it, except the great Captain Usopp… Sigh.

I don't know how everyone started doing the dirty. They kinda just did. I think even Chopper's getting it on with some girl deer on shore, but he's too nervous to talk about it. I'm not getting any….

I'm not saying I'm a virgin. I'm actually not. I had sex with Kaya before I left to be a pirate. She came to my house thank me for saving her, and it kinda happened. That was the only time I did it though.

I'm lonely…. Sigh.

Zoro and Sanji aren't on the deck. I think, their having sex on the kitchen table again. Sigh, I hope they wash it afterwards.

All the guys on the ship have already made love with each other, except Chopper and Franky. Chopper doesn't have it with anyone on the ship. Franky only gets it on with Robin. Sanji suggested it to him once and he almost jumped ship! I wouldn't mind doing it with a guy. At this point, I wouldn't mind doin' it with anyone!

I'm just so lonely…. Sigh…

Luffy just came up to me and leaned on the railing next to me.

"Hey Usopp!" he said, "You seem sad. What's wrong?"

"I'm not getting any…" I said back.

He looked at me funny for a second. Then he smiled and said, "Do you mean sex?"

I answered, " Yes…"

He smiled bigger and said "If you're not getting any, I'll give it to you!" Then, Luffy grabbed my hand and started to lead me to the boys' quarters.

"Fine," I said, "but I get to be the seme!"

-So that was it. If you loved it, hated it or just thought it was ok, review it. Oh and for those that doesn't know: "seme" means the top, aka "the man". The bottom, aka "the woman" is "uke". -