A/n HI! The characters will do random things until you give me something to write about! This story (if you can call it that) will cycle through each person's life with a few pop ins from other stories/movies /books/shows/stuff. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Eragon, Or Eldest, or the Heilo phrase that was tweaked a bit, or 7/11(the store) OR the Ferrari Company, but I wish I did. Free Ferraris for life!
Eragon
While walking along a path, Eragon finds a computer. Turning it on, he finds a web page that says
99.99 OFF ALL FERRARI ENZOS!
LIMITED TIME OFFER!!!
CLICK HERE TO GO TO YOUR CLOSEST FERRARI DEALER!
Clicking on the link, Eragon finds himself flung into the air, landing on a big mattress.
"Huh? Where am I?" He asked to no one in particular. He found him self being answered by a large booming voice.
"You are at Alagaёsian Ferrari HQ!" Said a voice over the loud speaker.
"Ahhhhhhhh! it's a ghost!" yelled Eragon. He got up and ran away…into a wall.
"Get up and walk through the big door!"
"Okay Ghost" Eragon said. He got up and walked through the big doors. On the other side, He found himself in a huge room full of Ferrari Enzos. Walking around, he found a pitch black Ferrari with red flames running across the sides. A robot rolled up to him.
"I see you have taken a fancy to this one." The robot said.
"Huh?" replied Eragon clearly at a loss for what the robot said.
Sighing, the robot explained to Eragon "I see you like that one" The robot said.
"What, the car?" Eragon replied.
The robot suddenly went insane. It went around the room bumping into ca- I mean Ferraris saying
"Don't call it a car!!!!!!" the robot kept on going around the room yelling this until it fell out a window exploded into a mushroom cloud. Another robot rolled up to Eragon.
"Poor Larry, He never did have a chance." The Robot sighed. "Sooooo… we'll get this outside and talk about the price!
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Outside the Robot, which Eragon found out to be named Todd, was haggling over the price.
"The web page said 99.99 off!" yelled Eragon.
"No it said 100" replied Todd.
"99.99"
"100"
"99.99"
"100"
"99.99"
"100"
"99.99"
"99.99"
"100"
"Ha got ya!" yelled Todd.
"Okay you win" Eragon hoped in the Ferrari and drove off.
Todd smiled happily until he heard a voice over the loud speaker.
"Todd." It said.
"Yes" replied Todd, not liking where this was going.
"The web page said 99.99 off, not 100." blared the loud speaker.
"Really?" asked Todd.
"Really." replied the loudspeaker before two giant hands swooped down and picked up Todd, dropping him into a vat of melting metal.
"The new Ferrari Todd! The only of its kind!" said the loud speakers to the other customers.
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After 5 hrs, 3 gas stops, and lots of #&$!$# (most of which Eragon said) Eragon arrives back to Ellesméra. Driving real slowly, so he would not hit any elves, he drove up to his tree house. Parking it, he walked up to the door. Opened it, closed it, and went to bed thinking "I feel sorry for the guy at the gas station. I probably shouldn't have blown his head off like that. But he just wouldn't give me the free slurpy, even though it's National Free Slurpy Day, oh well." And with that, he fell asleep.
Murtagh
While Eragon was getting a sweet ride Murtagh was playing chess against… a log?
"Okay log your turn." said Murtagh.
Log said nothing and did nothing.
"Log… your turn!" yelled Murtagh.
Log still did nothing.
Murtagh furrowed his brow, then a light bulb tuned on over his head. Literally. Oromis just walked into the room and turned on the light.
"Murtagh?" he asked. "What are you doing?
"I'm playing chess." replied Murtagh. "Apparently Log here is a slow thinker." Oromis looks at Log. He looks at Murtagh. He looks at Log again. Then Oromis fainted because Log suddenly grew a branch and moved a chess piece.
"God, I thought you would never go!" said Murtagh.
"wwwweeeeelllll, soooommmeeee ooooofffff uuuuussssss aarrree sssssllllloooooowwwww thhhhhhhhiiiinnnkkkerrrs." said Log very slowly.
"Well, you go too slowly. I'm going to play with Eragon." he said. "Bye." And with that, Murtagh got up stepped over Oromis' limp body and left.
"Wwwwwwaaaaaiiiiitttttttttttttttt." Log said. "Dooooonnnn'ttttttt lllleeeeaaavvveee mmmmeeeee!"
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Eragon
Eragon wakes up to find that Murtagh is knocked out on the ground in front of his car. Waking him up, (by throwing HOT water on him) he sat Murtagh down and questioned him.
"Why were you in front of my car?" asked Eragon.
"I fainted." replied Murtagh.
"Why did you faint?"
"Because I saw your Ferrari."
"Are you a virgin?" yelled Eragon.
"WHAT!?" replied Murtagh. "What does that have to do with me being in front of your car?"
"Well, maybe you had a little too much fun with some elf." replied Eragon. Murtagh stared blankly at Eragon.
"Oh yeah!" said Murtagh, thick with sarcasm. "I had so much fun I was KNOCKED OUT!"
"Well maybe she… injected you with poison." tried Eragon.
"You know what!" yelled Murtagh. "I'm just going to go back to playing chess with Log!" Eragon stared at Murtagh.
"You play chess with a log?" asked Eragon.
"Yes, and he's a sol-"but that's all the time he had to say before he stepped on a computer, clicking on a very familiar Ferrari link and was flung through the air to Alagaёsian Ferrari HQ. Eragon watched him fly off.
"So long Murtagh." he yelled. "I hope you get a crappy Ferrari!"
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a/n How did you like it? Was it too short? please review! And remember, if you hate on me, I'll post your review on the next Ch., PIE!
