Cullen Fiascos

"So what are some funny stories you guys have?" I asked. It was one of the rare sunny days in Forks and we were trying to decide what to do.

"Well, how about the time Emmett caused the Boston Tea Party?" Alice said simply. My eyes got so big I think thy were about to fall out. Everybody laughed at my expression. "It all started when..."

"I was bored one day so I decided to go for a walk. I was strolling along like the good little boy I am," Emmett stated, after which a minute long giggle fit erupted. I didn't think Emmett had ever been a good little boy. After the laughter died down he continued, "I passed a large group of men. They were talking about how to make England leave us alone. I was interested so I stopped. Right about that moment a cargo ship came. We found out that it was carrying tea. Well, that gave me an idea. So I shouted 'Let's dump the tea into the harbor.' Well everyone started asking 'What if they recognize us?' So I thought and it came to me. 'Dress up as Indians!' They thought it was a stupid idea, but a few days later they did it. Stupid idea stealers!" We all stared at him for a second then started laughing our heads off. Emmett gave us a death glare but we continued to laugh.

"You were the one who gave them the idea Emmett." Alice choked out.

"Yeah, but they said it was stupid and then used it. So that makes them idea stealers."

After we had all calmed down Alice said, " Now we can tell her about how Jazz started the Civil War." Jasper looked very unhappy.