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Once upon a time, Dirk Strider woke up without his shades on. "OMFFFFFFFGGGGGG!" screamed Dirk as he ran out of the room in his mansion house with a ton of bedrooms and stuff. His Bro was away fighting evil clowns or...IDK what he even does he has a pretty minor roll in cannon anyway so whatevs.

Suddenly, Jake heard Dirk screaming from next door because his uke senses were tingling. He ran over Dirk's house in his yellow thing pajamas and up to Dirk's room. He burst in the door and stares at Dirk with wide eyes. That was the first time that he had seen Dirk without his shades on! Dirk's eyes were beatiful!

"Omfg dirk!" Jake cry "your so pretty without any shades on! Why do you even wear shades? I like you better without them!"

Dirk started to cry and grabbed the nearest rainbowdash plushe he had (he has like five bajillion of them or whatever so yeah). He bobed "Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake! I'm a mancho anime guy! I can't let you see me without my shades! If I do that I will no longer be able to be an offical Strider!"

"Nevr fear Dirk!" Jake daid. "We will find your shades if it is the last thing that I do!"

Will Dirk find his shades? Stay tuned for the next chapter!