Notice: This is a parody. There may be some mature content, too. Do not take it seriously. And if it's not funny, it doesn't matter either. It's just a stupid parody which I wrote in 5 minutes to pass the time. No offense intended to anybody if anyone did take offense. Everything is supposed to be stupid or funny.
Disclaimer: I do not own PJO. I'm not Rick Riordan for God's sake!
Percy walked through the Camp Borders, Riptide in his pocket. He smiled. Today, he was going to finally see Annabeth! Yay!
He sprinted towards the Athena Cabin, hand in his pocket, feeling his pen. He stopped by the door, and pushed it open.
"Anna-" Percy stopped. What he saw surprised, no, shocked him. His half-brother, Mark Bzoo (Notice it's an anagram of bozo) and Annabeth were engaging in a heated make-out session, their eyes closed. Mark gently slid his hands under Annabeth's jeans, while Percy slowly stepped out. Mark then pulled down Annabeth's pants, revealing her wet panties.
"Oh, Mark..." Annabeth sighed. "You're much better than that douche bag Percy."
"I know..." Mark answered. "And you're so hot and sexy..."
"WILL SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS ABOUT?" Percy screamed. "ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME ANNABETH?!"
Annabeth laughed. "What does it look like, Percy? Now, please let us return to our current business."
Percy screamed in anger. "AS IF!" He shouted as Mark lifted Annabeth's shirt off.
Percy uncapped Riptide. "Take this! I'll kill you all!" He swiped with his sword, only to be blocked by Mark's spear. Percy ducked a stab, and then sliced again and again, only to be blocked. Then Mark charged and twirled his spear, knocking Riptide out of his hand and kicking him out of our cabin. "Oh, and Poseidon disowned you and now I'm his favorite son!" Mark called out behind him. "Forgot to tell you."
Percy stormed out of Camp Half-Blood, when suddenly a man appeared in front of him. His tuxedo had Nebulae and Galaxies moving on it, with exploding stars appearing now and then.
"Greetings. I am Chaos. Would you like to be my assassin-warrior-assistant-second-in-command?" Chaos said, holding out his hand.
"Do I get a cool tuxedo like yours?" Percy asked, shaking his hand. He forgot all his sorrows.
"Yes." Chaos answered. "You also get unimaginable powers, like element control and opposite gender attraction."
"Yay!" Percy bounced around happily. "OK. I join."
"Good. Follow me." Chaos teleported away, and then came back. "Whoops. I forgot your powers. Here you go." Chaos transported loads of powers into Percy. Then they both teleported away.
They arrived at the Chaos stronghold, in a massive hall with platinum and golden walls. A diamond chandelier hung from the ceiling. "Meet my army and commanders." Chaos pointed at his army, which was thousands of human bodied warriors with animal heads, dressed, in bronze armor. The commanders stood nearby.
Percy walked over to the first one, Bianca Di Angelo. "Hey, wassup?" He kissed Bianca passionately, Bianca responding full-force.
Then he went over to Zoe Nightshade, and they kissed too. "You're back, Percy?" Zoe kissed him again.
Next Percy hugged Beckendorf (who was not in love with Silena anymore), and spotted Luke. "Hey Luke!" They high-fived. "How ya doing, Bro?" Luke asked.
After that Percy went over to Silena, and they kissed too. "Long time no see, Perce!"
"OK, OK." Chaos muttered. "Dove, Anvil, go to the dinner hall first." Silena and Beckendorf ran off, their respective battalions following them.
"Dove? Anvil?" Percy asked Bianca.
"You see, Master Chaos when he made us generals gave us super-cool names. I'm Bone Girl." She said proudly.
"OK, now rest of you go, except for you Percy." Chaos said, gesturing to the Dinner Hall. "Now I'm going to give you a super-cool name and a battalion. You can have lion-headed warriors." He said, a battalion of lion-heads appearing behind him.
"And now, I deem you..."
"DarkVoid."
