Disclaimer: I don't own anything of Naruto land. I do own Ally, Charlotte and Rick.


"Is it done yet?"

"Is it done yet? Is it done yet?"

"Yeah, yeah almost-- CRAP! It's slowing down!"

"What?!"

"Quit clicking, you'll make it worse!"

"No I want to--"

"Charlotte! Rick is on the phone for you!"

"Oh! I'll be downstairs in a minute mom! Ally, make sure it speeds up!"

"Yeah, yeah…"

Walk. Walk. Door slams open.

Ah finally. I was beginning to think she'd never leave.

Charlotte, my little sister, ran down the stairs at a fast pace and I could hear her making those strange giggly noises before she yanked the phone out of my mother's grip. And then she would answer the phone with that sickeningly sweet 'Hi Rick'

Rick has been her boyfriend since yesterday.

…But he doesn't know she's cheating on him.

No, don't worry. My sister isn't one of those slutty high school girls who do it with every guy they lay eyes on…I think. No I'm pretty she isn't, but that's not the point.

My sister loves anime, and so do I. We're particularly addicted to fond of this anime called--

"DAMN YOU PIECE OF JUNK! DOWNLOAD I SAY! I HATE YOU!"

Sorry, I had to verbally molest my computer for a moment. But as I was saying, we like this anime called Naruto. In fact it's been our favourite since…forever. Yeah something like that.

Charlotte is so crazy about it that she's been going to this site called Quizilla and she's made some weird fanfic about her and Shikamaru falling in love and.. blah blah blah.

So yeah, sadly enough, Rick has yet to find out that Charlotte has a secret obsession for the lazy dude. I don't know how Shikamaru gets so many fans, he finds everything troublesome for some reason. I like Kakashi better.

"Ah finally, I knew you'd listen…Huh? NO! DON'T STOP ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU IDIOTIC--"

In case you're wondering why I'm screaming like a lunatic at a lifeless square-shaped object that's completely unaware of my building frustration, it's because it won't download.

Yes, my computer enjoys pestering me by spontaneously freezing the screen and stuff like that.

Especially when I downloading Naruto episodes. Though I also download the manga, just to see what's going to happen in the anime. I think I've read the manga up until volume 40 by now…I still have to download volume 41.

"Just one more percent! C'mon do it for me! I'll buy you a new harddisk if you do what I say for just ONCE!" The battle for successful downloading is endless

And so far, I've been losing. Miserably.

Pa-ding. Download complete, it suddenly said. "YES! I LOVE YOU!"

But of course there are moments when the piece of junk feels sorry for me and lets me have my victory.

Click click. Episode 29 'Kakashi! Open your eyes!' started up in windows media player and I leaned back in my chair, satisfied to see the anime playing on the screen.

Downstairs I could still hear Charlotte's annoyingly loud giggling and squealing so I quickly slammed the door of my room shut and jumped back on my seat, eagerly gluing my eyes onto the first scenes of the episode.

I watched in silence. Team Gai had defeated their opponents, but Naruto and Kakashi were still chasing Deidara so for a moment I thought it was going to be a boring episode.

I was about to reach out for the mouse and skip a few moments but then Kakashi suddenly popped up with his new mangekyou sharingan so I stopped.

Kakashi's sharingan eye locked onto the blonde akatsuki member. Deidara and his surroundings became blurry, catching my interest.

"An eye jutsu? Shit!" Deidara cursed. "My arm's being sucked into the dimensional space! What a jutsu…"

Kakashi came back into the picture with his sharingan and then…my screen froze.

"NOOOOOOOO! DON'T DO THIS TO ME STUPID COMPUTER! I HATE YOU!" I hit the screen.

However I couldn't continue my outburst of rage. Abruptly everything around me became blurry and out of place, my room became a weird mess of swirling colours and mixed up objects.

Including me.

What the hell is going on?! Is this my punishment for not buying a new harddisk sooner?!

I didn't get enough time to think and neither did I get an answer to my stupid questions.

The world seemed to come to an end and I fell into cold darkness…Okay, okay so that didn't happen.

The last thing I did see was a glimpse of Kakashi's sharingan before everything turned into a bright blue blur and I felt cold air rushing by me and fluffy white clouds were laughing at me…no not literally.

I could hear myself cussing and screaming, but it didn't prevent me falling faster.

Before I knew it, I crashed against something firm…black…red…and blonde..?

Which didn't exactly help. And neither did it break my fall.

The firm, black, red, blonde thingy ended up crashing down with me and I realized that I wasn't the only who was screaming and cussing during my ever so enjoyable flight through what seemed to be the sky.

A mass of trees caught my eye before I hit the ground like an idiot and then I fell into cold darkness. Happy now?

My head hurts…Did I hit a gigantic rock or something? Ugh…my butt itches.

With mouth full of grass and a painful headache I sat up and moved my hand down to rub a little. Trees surrounded me and there was no sign of the firm, black, red-- Oh why I even bother to say it…The point was that I was alone and I had no idea what the hell just came over me.

I got up from the ground and wiped my mouth, spitting out the bits of green sprites that had forced their into my mouth after I smacked on the grassy field.

It surprised me that I didn't have any bruises…and I wasn't dead.

A cool breeze rushed by me and it blew my dark green hair into my face, making me groan annoyingly. I wiped the hairs from my face and sighed.

Wait a sec.

SINCE WHEN IS MY HAIR GREEN?!

Panic written all over my face when my eyes rolled down to undergo another shocking discovery. My clothes…

I was wearing a waist-length pure white jacket with a dark greenish short top that ended just above my bellybutton, along with a tight black skirt that…itched. My shoes had been replaced by those Japanese sandals that you always see Naruto wearing.

Now there were two explanations for this…

One:

Charlotte had found out about my masterplan to tell Rick that she's madly obsessed in love with an imaginary anime guy and she knocked me out in front of my computer and then she dyed my black hair a dark green, changed my clothes, abducted me, shot me into the air with a cannon and dumped me somewhere in the middle of nowhere to get revenge…

…What? It sounds like something she'd do. I swear!

Fine, then don't believe me.

But that only leaves option two:

Something very strange happened and…I have no idea what.

But what I did know, was that this skirt was starting to irritate me. It itched like hell!

I reached down and scratched a little, no longer able to ignore it.

"Ugh…I feel like shit…un."

I froze. That voice just now…it sounded awfully familiar. And Japanese. And for some reason yet to be found, I understood what the voice said.

Slowly, very slowly, I turned around and gasped. Just a few meters away stood the firm, black, red, blonde thingy. I recognized him in an instant.

"DEIDARA?!" At the idiotic screech of his name, the blonde turned his head to me.

Excellent. I have officially gone insane. No more anime for me!

I stood there, face to face with the S-rank villain that looked rather amused with my presence.

Oh yeah I forgot.

I was still scratching my butt.