AUTHOR'S NOTE!! This is just a ton of things i think about a lot in the Svtfoe fandom. Most of them are...Not so safe for younger readers. But whatever. Read at your own risk. Be prepared to think about this stuff a lot too.
Does Eclipsa have an nsfw version of her dating chart thing? Cuz in the book of spells she rates each monster's date-abiliy-ness. Thing. Yea. Does she have one that just rates dicks?? Cuz you know the one that says size shifters is gonna be a good 10/10.
Betcha kappas have micro-dicks-
Why did Globgor go full vegetarian? It's like saying I'm gonna go full vegan cuz I'm lactose intolerant. Just do what my Meteora does and eat small animals.
Speaking of Meteora, Globgor never saw her before getting out of that crystal!! Eclipsa had to explain to him what she looked like! He didn't get to see his child for over 300 years and it BREAKS MY HEART!!!!
In the book of spells you can buy, there's a list. It's most likely Glossaryck's bucket list. Some things are checked off and others are crossed off. The book was released before season 3 i think... But there's one that says "Only say 'Globgor' for a year" and i love it.
He also has one that says "Fall in Love" and it's checked off. So I'm wondering who he fell in love with. Probably himself.
What would babies even eat on Mewni? Mushed corn? That's probably all they eat. Except River. He probably was given a turkey leg the second he was born.
Since Earth and Mewni are combined now (I CALL IT COMBO MEAL CUZ FUCK YOU), does that mean Japan is canon in Mewni now? Star will get obsessed with Hatsune Miku.
Speaking of Combo Meal...Does this mean both human and Mewman history will be taught in school? Skullnick is gonna have some trouble with that. Wait... She's a math teacher, right?
Will humans put aside their racism to be against monsters and hybrids? Mewmans will have to explain to them that there's been an ongoing war to get rid of that racism.
Is Combo Meal a perfect world? Little girls get to ride unicorns (or warnicorns) and meet mermaids. Little boys get to ride dragon-cycles and fight off deadly creatures. Everyone will learn how to protect themselves and live out there dreams.
How would Eclipsa react to a gun?? Would she grab it and laugh maniacally? Or would she try to get rid of it?
Will Seahorse go and work for Apple? Pushing their expensive products down your throat without even caring? He probably will.
Will people like Janna fight over the creepiest stuff now? Trying to decide who gets the giant floating eyeball from her room after she's pronounced dead. Only to have her come back and scare them!!
That's enough for right now. I'll upload more tomorrow. Probably.
