Happy Valentine's Day everybody!

It's obvious that I write a shounen-ai fanfic on V-Day, huh? XD

It was a 50-50 chance of which pairing I wanted to write for V-Day (Falco x Link or Marth x Roy) but since I'm SO obsessed with Falco x Link, I went with that XD

Disclaimer: I don't own Super Smash Bros. or its characters.

ENJOY!


My Idiot Valentine

Falco sighed as he waited for his order in the Smash Bar. Today was Valentine's Day, and most of the Smashers were celebrating it. Marth and Roy went out to eat together, Mario gave Peach a heart of chocolates, and Samus gave Zelda a present. Everyone seemed to enjoy this special day…except for him.

Last year on that day, he broke up with Katt. She found out that he was actually gay, and she didn't want him anymore. After that, he was depressed, washing his sorrows away by drinking. He loathed the day...it was pretty much a taunt to singles like him, showing that this day was only for couples.

When his order came in, he greedily drank his beer. He slammed the wine glass down and sighed. Whose idea was it when they decide on this holiday? He thought.

A jingle was heard across the bar, and someone came in. Falco didn't care; he just wanted to be alone.

"I figured you would be here." A voice said behind him.

Falco slowly turned to face the source of the voice. "Hey, Link." Falco greeted, not feeling like talking right now. Link was also single, since Zelda was now dating with Samus. Falco couldn't admit this, but…he actually had a crush on him. Problem is, he doesn't know how to reveal it to Link, thinking that he'll hate him for being gay.

"Hey," Link said, sitting beside Falco, "you doing OK?"

Falco shook his head. "Not really…been depressed for a while now…"

"I see…" Link looked around as if he was making sure that no one was around, "thinking about Katt again?"

Falco slowly nodded. "I don't wanna talk about it, OK? Whaddya want, anyway?"

Link fumbled in his pocket. "I have something for you…"

Link pulled out a golden Blaster, wrapped with a blue bow that had a pink heart tied to it.

Falco looked at it in shock. "How…how the hell did ya get it?!"

Link smiled, "I-I found it at the store…and-and I thought of you…"

He then began to babble, mixing up his words, but regardless, Falco understood every word he said. "You know…we've b-been f-friends for s-some time…I-I wanted t-t-to tell you th-that I'm gay, bu—and well…I just ne—wanted to say that…I love you…"

Falco just smiled from all that after Link stopped talking. Silence reigned around the bar.

"Wh-what is it?" Link asked.

Falco then suddenly kissed him, to Link's surprise. His tongue invaded the Hylian's mouth, and Link accepted the kiss.

The bartender rolled his eyes and said, "Get a room!"

Falco broke the kiss and told him, "Go get ya OWN room if ya don't wanna see that!"

The bartender ignored him and continued to wash the dishes.

Falco and Link stared at each other's eyes and Link whispered, "Happy Valentine's Day, Falco."

Falco embraced him and whispered in his ear, "Happy Valentine's Day to ya too, my idiot Valentine."