"This is a story of absolute insanity," said a young man with a brown, tangled mop of hair. He dresses quite casually, worn out blue jeans and a hoodie."Spawned from the boredom of normal, everyday life, me and my associate will torment the lives of…"

"Associate? Bitch, I'm the dominant personality here" said another man, who looked just like the previous man, but had shorter hair and was in casual business attire. He was typing away at a computer screen while also taking the occasional Reddit break in some bland cubicle farm.

"Yeah yeah yeah," the hoodie wearing man replied, "Someone's gotta make money sure, but I'm more you than you are"

"Stop trying to sound deep and ambiguous, your not," the worker said while not breaking his attention from the screen, "I'm only agreeing to this because you won't shut up. We got bored last time though,"

"We burnt out last time, now we have a day job to keep us occupied while we unwind and create"

"You mean glorified shitposting?"

"I'm merely out to amuse myself and hopefully a few others,"

The worker sighed "What's the series? Is it a movie, tv show, game?"

"Kill la kill,"

"Kill la kill," the worker exclaimed in a very hused volume, "The show itself is already nuts, anime fans on are probably nuts. Do you know how much detail needs to go into describing super powered strippers fighting alien yarn? More than a couple paragraphs. Why this show, Bob?"

"We recently finished it. Besides wouldn't this show fit perfectly into the truth or dare genre?"

"Why do they call it truth or dare, they should really just call it Characters from insert franchise here play Saw,"

"What about Saw?" said another man, who just happened to be walking by, " I love those movies"

"Nothing important" the worker replied, "Just some dumb post on Reddit. Almost done for today,"

"Thank Lord for that, today really dragged on. See ya tomorrow Ted,"

And then there was only Ted, the worker. The man with the messy hair vanished.


It was a wonderful day in Kyoto. The sun was shining the birds were chirping and Mako and Ryuko had just graduated high school. The two friends were making their way over to Satsuki's mansion to celebrate.

"This is amazing," Mako exclaimed, "I can't believe we finally graduated high school. We are now two adult women ready to enter the workforce,"

"So your not thinking about college," Ryuko asked.

"I barely passed this year, I don't think I can handle another 4 years of school. I did way better at Honnouji Academy, I even got a B- one year,"

"Well, Honnouji Academy was a school created with the sole purpose of training an army to fight Ragyo and the life fibers. The curriculum was probably an afterthought,"

"Even though the academy forced us to live in the slums and everyone was always trying to kidnap me and fight you, I really missed going there,"

Ryuko sighed. She remembers the good times they had there and also Senketsu, who had burned away while Ryuko reentered the atmosphere after the final battle with her mother, "In a weird way, I do too, Mako. But that chapter of our lives is over," She pauses for a second, "But like you said, we're adults so lets get wasted,"

"Yay! Wait, aren't we still underaged though,"

"Duh, but your little brother really has good connections. I don't know how that kid does it,"

While Ryuko and Mako ponder that question, oblivious to the truth that Mataro hid several webcams in Ryuko's room which gets plenty of donations from people on the internet, Bob was across town loading up a truck with various brands of alcohol using what can only be described as some kind of telekinesis.

"All right we got the booze in the truck, we have various tools for murder in the cab, um, what else," Bob paused to put his hand on his chin to ponder, "Oh right, the ice cream scooper. How could I forget,"

"What the hell is the ice cream scooper for?" Ted asked from behind Bob, wearing casual attire, but nothing as messy nor wrinkled as Bob.

"Don't worry about it. Once I kill everyone to assert my dominance, they will be transported to the other plane of existence and the games will begin,"

"All right, well, I thought that you should also use these as well," Ted hands Bob a pair of red scissors and a flat, white box.

Bob takes a look inside the box and grins deviously, "Perfect,"

"Perv,"

"Shut up, that's not what I meant. Besides, your the weeb out of the both of us,"


The two girls arrived at Satsuki's mansion. It was fairly large and eloquent with just about all the bells and whistles that a wealthy person's home could have to offer. While Revocs did go under after that whole incident with their products trying to siphon off of the citizens of Earth and nearly causing the end of the world, Ragyo still had plenty of liquid assets in various bank accounts and since she didn't have time to update her will, nearly all of that money and many other assets, to include the manor, went to Satsuki.

Ryuko rung the doorbell and moments later, Mitsuzo, Satsuki's loyal butler, answered.

"Ah, Ms. Matoi, Ms. Mankanshoku, do you happen to be responsible for sending over 20 cases of hard liquor. Everyone here seems to think you both were responsible,"

"Wow, 20 cases, we didn't need that much,"

"While I must advise that you mustn't drink underaged, You do know that Kiryuin Manor has a fully stocked wine cellar, didn't you?"

Ryuko began to walk on in and make herself at home with Mako following behind her, "I know, but you can't have a graduation party with just wine, or at least I can't,"

"Very well then, Lady Satsuki is in the dining room with the former elite four. A bit of warning however, while Lady Satsuki doesn't mind the delivery, Gamagori very much does,"

"That stickler for the rules, c'mon Mako. Thank you Mitsuzo,"

The two girls make their way over to the dining room where all the cases were sitting. Jakuzure, Imumuta, and Sanageyama were rummaging through the cases to see what all there was while Gamagori was complaining to Satsuki, who had grown out her hair about a foot past shoulder length since the sinking of Honno City.

"This is ridiculous Lady Satsuki, 27 cases of hard liquor! Most of it being above the standard forty percent alcohol by volume!" Gamagori yelled, although knowing Gamagori this was more or less a normal tone of voice and wasn't really a sign of actual aggression.

"Hey, this one is just Everclear," Sanageyama said, "Are they trying to kill us?"

"Don't drink that!"

"I turn 20 next month, who cares. Besides you're not the leader of the disciplinary committee anymore,"

"Quiet," Satsuki asserted, "Gamagori, I honestly don't care if anyone here drinks today. It's a special occasion. I probably would of had wine served anyway. I'm honestly more upset that this was delivered here on someone else's expense,"

"It was obviously Matoi and Mankanshoku!" Gamagori replied.

"While I don't think you're wrong, I do think you are overreacting,"

"I'll say," Ryuko responded as she entered the room.

"Speak of the devil," Gamagori muttered.

"What you don't like to get a little tipsy after a workday," Ryuko replied.

"If I do, I do so responsibly, I don't have more than a bottle in the house at a time. This is madness,"

Mako jumped up onto Gamagori's shoulder in typical Mako style with a bottle of Fireball in one hand.

Hallelujah

"Aw come on Gamagori! Please let us have some. I know we're young but you only graduate high school once and what better way to celebrate. I know there is a time and place for everything and that's college, but there is not a college in Japan that'll accept me because my grades were bad and they don't consider Fight Club to be a legitimate after school club. So I beg of you to go easy on the rules today and have some fun with us. Please, please, please!"

She ended this moment on the ground and on her knees grasping the bottle in both hands up in the air. Gamagori thought it over for a moment, the following decision goes against just about every fiber in his being but infatuation is one hell of a drug, that can make even the most steadfast individuals go back on their principles, so he reluctantly caves in.

"All right, I suppose I'm not the leader of the Disciplinary Committee anymore. I'll turn a blind eye to this today, just drink responsibly,"

"Yay!" Mako exclaimed she opened up the bottle and drank straight out of the bottle, "Very cinnaminny, do you want some Ryuko?"

"Nah, not that stuff," She turns toward the other members of the elite four who have started to crack open the bottles of their choosing, "Got anything stronger?"

"We have Everclear," Sanageyama responded.

"How about Wild Turkey," Jakuzure interjected, "No need to die of alcohol poisoning quite yet. What are you getting Inumuta?"

"Oh, nothing yet," Inumuta answered, "I'm going to go set up the music in the other room before the rest of the guests show up,"

Inumuta leaves to go set up the music for the party while everyone else mingles. Satsuki and Ryuko catch up and begin planning another outing with Mako, while Mako drunkenly bugs Gamagori. Sanageyama and Jakuzure chat amongst themselves until Jakuzure notices Inumuta had been gone for quite a while.

"Don't you all find it odd that Inumuta hasn't gotten the music started yet?" Jakuzure asks.

Everyone stops to realize that very fact, they look to the clock in the room and notice nearly twenty minutes have passed.

"He cracked the Revocs firewall in less time than this," Satsuki replied, "Sanageyama, would you mind checking it out for us?"

"Yes m'lady," Sanageyama answered, "I don't know what I can do to help though,"

Satsuki turns to Ryuko and sighs. "I told them they can stop addressing me so formally, but they don't listen. I suppose that's not a bad thing. I just thought we were over that part of our lives is all,"

Ryuko smiles, "Your starting to get a little rambly there, Sis,"

Satsuki chuckles briefly before regaining composure, "I'd do better with wine,"

Suddenly the screams of Sanageyama are heard echoing down the halls. Deafening cries of bloody murder send fear shivering down the spine of the now beligurent Mako, seemingly sobering her up a bit. Everyone rushes over to the ballroom where the music was going to be set up at. They open the door to find the room dark with the only source of light being a laptop. Ryuko, Satsuki, and Gamagori slowly move forward into the darkness. A few steps into the darkness, where the light of the hallway stops illuminating the room. Ryuko steps down and hears a chilling squishing noise under her one of her feet.

"I found the lightswitch" Mako yells, she flips it on and suddenly the three that were further in the room found themselves in front of the body of Uzu Sanageyama, who had been repeatedly stabbed to death and had his eyeballs scooped out of their sockets with an ice cream scooper that was close by. The first eyeball was in the scooper and after a few seconds of Mako screaming and everyone else trying to get themselves together, with varying degrees of success, Ryuko raises her foot and finds the second eyeball.

"What's wrong Matoi?" Gamagori asks, seemingly the least frightened out of everyone in the room.

Ryuko moves her foot down. "Oh nothing," she replied, obviously disturbed. She had seen dead bodies before but this was just brutal.

"So where is Inumuta?" Satsuki asked, mostly unshaken by the discovery.

Suddenly the laptop screen flickered for a bit, then the image of Inumuta appeared. He had been tied up and surrounding him was several timers and flashing lights that made loud beeping noises.

"This is being broadcasted from a different location inside the house," he shuddered, a stark contrast to the collected stoicism that he was known for, "As you are all talking to me, everyone we know is dead. Nudist Beach, the Mankanshoku's, I saw him cut Mitsuzo in half. Hell, he said he'd kill one of you while watching this,"

Everyone turns around to notice that Jakuzure had somehow been turned into a skeleton and just as this was noticed the bones all fall down into a pile.

"I don't know what he wants, he keeps talking about playing a game or something. Save yourselves," the timers count to zero and the beeping turns into more of a buzz at the same tone, "I'm sorry,"

Suddenly a deafening explosion can be heard on the other side of the manor. The remaining four run to investigate, but are stopped by a man with a red pair of scissors and a white box.

"Are you the asshole you did this?" Ryuko yelled.

"Uh, yeah," Bob said casually.

Gamagori wastes no time in trying to kill the man. "You will pay for your crimes against Lady Satsuki and everyone else you've harmed!"

Bob takes the scissors and in such blinding speed, manages to enlarge them, make a cut around Gamagori's neck and get back into place before Gomagori's body reaches his position. The momentum keeps it going forward while Bob steps aside and the head separated from the body as it falls to the ground.

"I believe these are yours," Bob threw the scissors up into the air and had it land fully enlarged and lodged into the ground by Ryuko's feet. He then tossed the white box over her way. Ryuko glared at Bob, obviously not trusting his gift.

"Go on, I promise this won't kill you. Hell, it'll probably be the silver lining to today,"

Ryuko opens the box and finds her old friend and uniform Senketsu, neatly folded, inside. Senketsu opens its eye.

"Ryuko?"

"Senketsu!" Mako and Satsuki turn to Ryuko in disbelief.

"You have to get out of here Ryuko. We can't beat him,"

"You know me Senketsu, I can't just do that. Besides, what can I even run to? If what Inumuta said was true, everyone's dead,"

"Go on and change, it'll be the closest to fair I can give you," Bob turns around, "I won't peek,"

Ryuko quickly changes into Senketsu and activates Life Fiber Synchronization. She goes through the whole flashy transformation sequence and all that jazz. When she's done, she notices the man with a smoking gun.

"Hey, while you were doing your little slutty transformation thing, I kinda shot your sister and best friend in the head. Hope you don't mind,"

Ryuko looks to her left and right to see Mako and Satsuki dead bodies on the ground, bullet holes in the forehead and blood pooling below them. Blinded with rage, she makes the first move and goes to cut him down with the scissors. Bob throws a small black ball in front of him and as she gets closer to it, the ball begins to pull her in. Soon after, her right hand makes physical contact with the ball and it begins to feel like every atom in her body is ripping apart as the ball sucks her in. All Ryuko and Senketsu could do is scream in pain and despair. Suddenly everything goes black and the pain stops.


Ryuko is eventually able to open her eyes and the first thing she see is Mako staring back at her. Ryuko waking excites Mako and she goes to hug her best friend. Ryuko sits up and notices she's lying in the ballroom where the battle had just ended

"I'm glad you woke up, Ryuko," Mako exclaimed.

"So, it was just all just a dream?"

"Nope, we all died horribly," Mako gleefully replied.

"That's good… wait, What!"

"Yeah, Mom and Dad got thrown into a woodchipper, Guts was turned inside out, and you wouldn't believe what happened to Mataro,"

"Does this bother you at all?" Ryuko asked in frustration.

"No, we're all fine now,"

"You know we are probably in the afterlife right now,"

"I didn't know the afterlife looked a lot like Satsuki's house,"

"Yeah, that's another thing I find weird," Ryuko looked down to notice that she was still wearing Senketsu, "Did you know anything about that guy before we got sucked into that black hole thing?"

"Not much, only that they managed to revive me and that they were planning on killing you for some game," Senketsu answered.

Ryuko and Mako get up and make their way over to the dining room, where the Mankanshoku family is pigging out on some freshly made dinner, while Satsuki, the Elite Four and the two most prominent members of Nudist Beach are discussing the current situation.

"Hello everybody," A voice said from above. The man who had just killed everyone came floating down onto the large dining room table, "Welcome to Kill la Kill Truth or Dare,"

"Kill la Kill?" Inumuta said in confusion.

"Oh, you all exist to us as a twenty-five episode animated series from Japan. Are you enjoying your sudden onset of existential crisis?"

"No," Inumuta sighed.

"Your welcome,"

"Were we seriously just killed to play spin the bottle?" Jakuzure snarkily asked.

"I get that all the time but no, your wrong. Basically random people from the internet will tell you to do things. You do them, or you die,"

"So, we're playing Saw?" Ryuko asks.

"That's what I keep telling him," Another man walks in, bearing uncanny resemblance to the speaker.

"Anyway, That there is Ted. I am Mr. Insaneguy, you can call me Bob though,"

"What if we don't wanna listen to you," Gamagori yelled.

Bob sighs then snaps his fingers. A fiery circle entraps Gamagori and he suddenly vanishes.

"Where'd he go?" Mako asks in a panic.

"Super Hell,"

"How is that different from regular Hell," Satsuki asked.

"Uh, it's super… thanks for asking," Bob replied, "He should be back next chapter though. Hey Mako, could you be a dear and read off these rules in your crazy spotlight monologue thing you do,"

"Okay," Mako is handed a piece of paper, she reads over it for a moment before she starts

Hallelujah

Only a maximum of 10 truths or dares per person, have your top picks at the top of your list because these can be cut depending on review volume.

You can review anyone in the Kill la Kill franchise, anyone that has died can be brought back to life.

Try to keep everything Rated T although we can go to rated M if things get too Kill la kill-y

No song dares, why would I copy and paste lyrics to a song, Bob doesn't get it.