Deku was browsing his Facebook in his room. He was pretty bored, so he typed his own name into google images to see what pops up.

"Who the fuck is this pussy? Oh right, that's me, kek."

He then thought that it might be a good idea to kill some time, if he googles the names of every person in his class.

He typed Bakugo in Google Images, and pictures of literal shit popped up.

"Huh... That's actually pretty accurate."

Then the author of this fucking fanfic received an award for Brilliance in Comedy 2k19.

Well anyway, Deku looked for pictures Ochako Uraraka.

Nothing out of ordinary though.

"Hey... wait a second..." he said to himself. "What if I add the word 'hentai' to the name?"

He did just that, and suddenly, thousands upon thousands of hentai pictures with Ochako appeared.

Deku's brain was not able to process what he just saw. He spent forty seconds fapping in full turbo mode. He then busted the fattest nut ever.

Then Mina Ashido, the pink alien bitch, knocked on the door.

"Heeyy, Deku, you there?!" she called. "We're playing Smash Bros at Iida's room, u wanna come?"

Deku heard the words 'smash' and 'come'.

He opened the door gently, and then GRABBED Mina and threw her inside like a fucking bag of trash. He then locked the door from the inside.

Mina was terrified, seeing Deku's giant dick approching her, and seeing the entire room covered in tons and tons of cum.

"W-What are you gonna do?" Mina asked, crying.

Deku, with a serious expression on his face, said:

"Tupac vs Biggie?"

"Huh?"

"I asked the question, nigga." Deku said. "I'm not fucking around here. Now answer me: Pac or Biggie?"

Mina was intimidated by Deku's giant dick and his weird question about two gangsta rappers.

"Shit, I don't know! Like, both of them?! I don't wanna choose!"

":)"

"? ? ?"

"That was a good answer."

"Really? Can I go now?"

"No xDD." Deku said. "It only means that I won't destroy your ass THAT much."

And then Deku inserted his ding-dong inside Mina.

After that he erased her memories using his magic, and they both went to Iida's room to play some motherfucking Smash Bros.

The End