The Great Wrackspurt Hunt

As she put her Spectrespecs into her bag, Luna Lovegood looked worried. She had an ominous feeling that there was an infestation of Wrackspurts in the head of the one and only Professor Severus Snape…. She was confident he would take it well!

It had just struck 6'o'clock when she knocked 3 times on his office door. "Enter" he said in a voice that would send chills through your spine. Luna remembered hearing some girls talking about how attractive Professor Snape was …. Luna didn't see it… He was about 100 years too old for her! That man was ancient! Now, if Luna had to be completely truthful about student's crushes on teachers, she would have to admit her own love…. Ever since she had laid eyes on this man she had fallen deeply in love. She treasured everything about him, his dashing good looks, his air of superiority; this man had chiselled features that would have matched a god. He was perfection. Pure perfection. But Luna did not see Professor Slughorn returning her love anytime soon. Now! The pressing matter at hand! The Wrackspurts in Snape's head!

Her Spectrespecs were whizzing off the charts! Of course, it was obvious without them; Snape was a strange strange man! No matter what had happened to him in the past, there was no way a person should be that bitter and act as if they have a large potato stuck up their bottom! Hopefully, if her plan worked, she would bring about a new Snape, a nice Snape! (Hopefully)

"Now what, could possibly necessitate calling to my personal chambers? Either the headmaster is in grave peril, or its 3 years detention!" Snape called from behind a large door. Luna said nothing; she knew he would laugh in her face and try to get her expelled for stupidity! She took out her wand, pushed open the door, aimed at Professor Snape's head and shouted "Gandalfinate", a new experimental spell she had read in the Quibbler. With a mighty whoosh, Snape fell to the ground. Luna heard a sizzling noise. "Oh no" she said, "I've killed professor Snape!"

Luna was so scared and worried that she passed out, she fell and hit her head very very hard on the floor. She was out cold.

She awoke after what felt like days. She was in a very unfamiliar surrounding. A room furnished with completely black. She was laying in a bed, again, the duvet, the pillows, the four posters and the curtains were all black. She realised where she was….. THIS WAS SNAPE'S ROOM! She counted her blessing that she was still alive, and even better, still at Hogwarts! Perhaps he wanted to make her suffer for casting a spell on him, perhaps he would test out newly created poisons on her, anything could happen! Just then, the door blew open. In the doorway was Professor Severus Snape, with a scarily happy smile on his face…..

Luna was ready for the onslaught; an-ex Death-Eater surely knew a few horrible curses! Snape was holding something in his hand; it was too dark to see. Luna feared the worst. He was holding a tray…. She was bracing herself to drink a Draught Of Living Death… Snape looked at her…. Opened his mouth and said "I made cookies! Hope you like Choc-o-late! "Luna's jaw dropped. Snape looked surprised. He looked around the room. "It's the room isn't it!" he said, "AGHHHHHH! I need to get the decorators in! Black is sooooooo 16th century! I hated what the old me did with the place!" He sat down beside her picked up a teapot off the tray and said "Tea my dear?"