Chapter one – Candeville High School

POV: BELLA

We are starting a new school… again. I am Bella Swan Cullen and I am a vampire. I am married to Edward Cullen and we have a daughter named Renesmee who is now currently on a honeymoon with her werewolf husband Jacob. Like I said I am going to Candeville High School. Edward, Alice, Jasper, and I are all posing as juniors this year, while Emmett and Rosalie are seniors. Right now we are driving down the street in Edwards shiny, silver Volvo.

"Emmett, you can't try out for the football team. Not now, not ever." Said Edward. Emmett huphed in the backseat,

"Why not? Just one year! I never get to play any sports!" whined Emmett. Edward rolled his eyes,

"Because you would smash the other team flat for starters," said Edward rolling his eyes again,

"Not flat… just in to a lumpy mush!" said Emmett

"There is no point in trying to stop him Edward, I can see that he is going to try out anyway… though maybe we should talk to Carlisle first," Alice said in her sing song voice. From the rear view mirror I could see Emmett grin an Evil grin.

"Well any way, we're here," said Edward as he stopped the car. We all gracefully hopped out. Alice shrieked

"OMG! Their school colors are blue, green, and orange! The school principal will be hearing from me!" she said I rolled my eyes,

"Look that guy is a football player!" teased Rosalie, Emmett looked at him with shear hate,

"Emmett, why am I getting waves of evil coming from you?" asked Jasper,

"Emmett's exact thoughts are 'I will pulverize him then I will take his letter man jacket and take his place on the football team! Fish!' " "Fish?" I asked, everyone seemed just as confused as me, Edward shrugged,

"It was his thought, ask him." No one did though because just then a small man wearing glasses came towards them. As he got closer I took a better look at him and realized that he had one long strand of hair wrapping all the way around his head, he was wearing a banana yellow suit that was WAY to small, and had a bright blue (blue?) stain on the front (AN: sorry for the mental pic But I saw a gut like that in Wal Mart). I felt Alice tense next tome.

"Alice chill, It is not that bad," said Edward, Alice looked at him and even I felt the daggers from her eyes. The man was in front of us now.

"Hello, I am Principle Jon Linton, but you can call me Rolland," he said in an overly perky tone. Rolland? I mean come on. (No offense to any one named Rolland, It just popped into my head)

"SHINY!" boomed Emmett, as he put his hand on the principals gleaming bald head, Rolland turned red as a tomato.

"Please, son, get off me now." He said trying to maintain his perky tone,

"But, so shiny," said Emmett

"Emmett off now." Said Rose, he looked at her with his puppy dog eyes and said

"But Its shiny and sparkly," grudgingly he took his off the mans head,

"Here are your schedules," he said as he pushed the pink papers into Edwards's hands. He stomped off grumbling under his breath, no human would have been able to here him, but I was able to, "Stupid kid. Need to get a hairpiece. Kid must be on steroids or something," he kept going on and on.

LUNCH

English, Reading, Social Studies, and Math passed without any problems... Then there was lunch. We were talking to each other quietly when i heard Edward reply to one of Emmett's thoughts'

"We don't eat, Emmett"

"But i want the cookie! it just looks so good sitting there with all of its chocolate chunks and sprinkles... oh i love sprinkles! There right up there with socks, corn, rubber, and Rosalie!" said Emmett. Rosalie looked... well... pissed!

"Oh, heads up, Tanya is going to come this afternoon, right around the time that we all are going to go hunting," said Alice,

"Did you have a vision?" asked Rosalie

"No but i have a cell phone," said Alice, taking out here IPhone. Tanya was coming, I liked Tanya, she was nice. The last time I saw her she was about to fight for the life of my daughter... i wanted to be there when she arrived,

"Edward, i want to be there when Tanya arrives, shes done so much for us, it just feels right," I said. He smiled and nodded at me. Just then Rosalie looked up from her palm mirror and said,

"How does this shade of lip stick look on me?"