The Varia's Hiring!

Bored silly with your life and desk job?

Want to feel thrill of working in the Mafia?

Extremely inspired to become an awesome assassin/spy by James Bond?

Feel the overwhelming need to kick some asses, weaklings, street trash and especially those of the Vongola Family?

Then being a member of the Varia is just for YOU!

Fulfill your wildest dreams of dominating the masses through pure power! Get to learn the art of assassination from our very own top henchmen! Hone and sharpen your skills in extreme dodging and the rules of survival!

Still not convinced yet? Here are some benefits you stand to gain!

You'll get to:

-Learn how to deal with pyschopaths and sadists

-Learn how to worship your Boss properly

-Live with a dysfunctional family and be one of them!

-hone your dodging skills

-learn new threats everyday!

-wear fashionable threads (courtesy of our residential Prince Bel and Lussuria the Great!)

Requirements:

-Strong

-Preferably small in size.

-Slender

-Cute

-Experienced in killing

-Any age, really. We don't care as long as you can survive a day in the Varia

-Independent

-Pretty, but not prettier than Prince Bel, although if you are a bishounen, feel free to apply anyway.

-Able to kill to match the quality of the Varia

-Efficient

-Have amazingly tough endurance and tolerance

-Able to survive in the Varia long enough not to shame our reputation

How to Apply:

Please kindly visit the Varia HQ (if you know where it is) or call Lussuria at xxxxxxxx to make an appointment. Applicants will be put through three rounds of tests before they are allowed to pass. If you do die halfway in the selection process, we're not going to responsible~

Fran glanced through the phamplet again, thoughtful. It sounded pretty much interesting. Maybe it was time for a change of scenery.

The next day, he decided to quit all his job as a yoga instructor (he had been a bodyguard, a host, a waiter, a freelance hitman and a make up artist assistant before that) and went to join the Varia.

-OWARI.