Disclaimer: If I owned Degrassi... *sigh* Its too long of a list so no i don't own Degrassi... *tear*

ummm... so this is my first fanfic... EVER! so please no hating comments... just constructive criticism... there's a difference!

Warning:Characters may be ... know im sure they are OOC... so yeah no hater reviews on that please

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Shout to best cousin in the world: Justin Bie- kidding! I love u Lizbeth!

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It was a typical day in the cafeteria for Wesley. He was at his usual spot in the far left table with Dave and Conner.

"Seriously though, we definitely have to get you at least second base before graduation." Said Dave.

"Ha. Good luck with that!" replied Conner.

"Well I guess I haven't told you about the one time I got a hickey in the ninth grade." Wesley said trying to sound cool and all.

"What?" replied Conner and Dave at the same time.

"Yeah. There was a party going on in Alli's house and so we ended up playing 'Seven Minutes in Heaven' and it just so happens that I got paired up with none other than Miss Saint Clare and apparently she's not the saint she fakes to be and bit my neck and then there's also that time when she let me touch her boob."

"Who Edwards? Clare Edwards?" Said a voice he did not recognize. He looked up and there was…

Eli Goldsworthy.

"Uh yeah." Wesley said trying very hard not to sound intimidated and trying to impress both his friend and Eli.

Then it all happened so quickly.

Eli had Wesley up against the wall by the collar of his purple polo and up against the nearest wall. Right at that moment, Wesley thought of all the things he didn't get to do his life… like set the Pogo Stick Record.

"Care to explain?" asked Eli with jealousy flaming in his eyes.

"Ummm… Eli, dude." Dave tried to reason, "It was totally unintentional. Then he goes on to explain how Wesley had mistakenly touched Clare's boob thinking that she got a Boob Job instead of her eyes because some girl started spreading rumors that Clare Had Gotten a breast augmentation. And how Wesley asked to touch them and he was talking about her breast and Clare thought it was her eyes and how it was just a big misunderstanding.

To that, Eli responded with a smirk, "Well, it better not happen again." Then he added "I don't think they make casts for your balls." And with that he walked away.

Wesley was now slumped on the cafeteria floor with all the blood drained from his face… and a huge stain on the front of his khaki pants.

Short right? oh well I liked the ending how bout you?

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( that rhymed didn't it?) haha.