though i don't really see the point of a disclaimer, since i obviously don't own D. Gray Man, here it is~

kawaii chibi-chibi allen, mouth stuffed with food:: asula oshiino ama oow

translation from the ever irritable Yuu-chama:: Katsura Hoshino-sama OWNS.

Lavi-tan:: story by vanila-chan though=3


The clock was ticking, every second nearing midnight,

"Com'mon Allen you can do it!"

Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.

"Just a bit moree!"

Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.

"Yeah! Shove that in!"

Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.

"Just one more minute!"

Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.

"Thirty seconds."

Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.

"Three… two…one!"

And Allen wiped his mouth cleanly away, leaving no trace of the chicken bone that was still hanging from his mouth moments before. Some hundred dishes towered over the four friends who had been there since 11'o clock with Allen sucking in the food as fast as he could (which was thought to be humanely impossible) like a vacuum. Jerry ran to and fro from the foursome, carrying a dozen plates in each hand as he cleared the table.

"Mmm, good breakfast." Allen declared as he stood up from the table, prepared to leave but he paused when he noticed the big pile of mess he had left in his wake, "Would you like some help with these dishes Jerry?"

"Nononono Allen! You must preserve as much energy as you can for tomorrow, go to sleep now. I'll help Jerry with them." Lenalee said, mothering over Allen as she usually did and gently pushed him towards the other two boys.

"Lena-chan is right, Allen! Good luck for tommrrow!" the energetic man shouted from the kitchen where he was washing up.

"I'll help Lenalee and Jerry, Yuu carry Allen back so he doesn't use too much energy." Lavi instructed as he grabbed a pile of plates and ran to the kitchen, with a "Good luck Allie-chaan!" as he went.

"Climb on my back."

Kanda Yuu just ignored Lavi called him Yuu, but that wasn't what was so frightening.

Kanda Yuu offering to piggy-back someone was unheard of, and what was even more shocking was he offered to carry him- the beansprout. If Lenalee and Lavi were still there, they might have fainted, so it was understandable when Allen opened and closed his mouth like a fish out of water. But Kanda's murderous glare brought him out of his initial surprise and he quickly clambered on- Kanda didn't like to wait.

"This never happened okay." Kanda muttered, Allen immediately agreed with a vigourous nod of his head, and they took off through the night.

Allen could feel his embarrassment burning holes into his cheeks, the last time he had been piggy-backed was when he was seven with Mana, he never thought that at sixteen he would be carried like this again. Yet, he grudgingly found it sort of nice as the night breeze blew some of the red hotness from his face and ruffled through his hair like Mana used to, it was so relaxing that he almost fell asleep. Almost. Falling asleep on Kanda would earn him his death. It was than his tired brain realised that they were running, to be able to carry an eating-blackhole like him while sprinting was an impressive feat, and showed off how fit Kanda was though the samurai probably didn't intend to. His mind wandered around a bit more before they arrived in their shared room.

"You are one heavy beansprout." Kanda panted as he dropped him onto his matress.

"We'll never ever speak of this."

Kanda hnned in agreement and the white haired boy went out like a light.

'What a pig.'


Kanda piggybacking some just isn't as horryfying as i pictured it would be ;)