If your mind has been working overtime; if you wake up exhausted,scared to leave the safe confines of your duvet, for fear of what lurks beyond; if kings and queens, monkeys, melons, underwaer and daisies inexplicably plague your dreamscapes..then you probably need this book. Crammed with useful symbolic interpretatiobs to demystify your apparent state of craziness, you can now retire to bed without fear of being branded a lunatic in the morning.
Somebody set fire to your socks while you were skinny dipping in a lake of raspberry flavoured chocolate. A kindly passer by misttok your cries of "stop sock vandal" for "help, I'm drowning in confectionery heaven" and threw a cinnamon doughnut life saver to your rescue. Unfortuantly, his aim wasn't so good, the life saver knocked out your front teeth and sent you hurling over the edge of a raging chocolate waterfall, falling hundreds of feet into a plunge pool surrounded by hungry bears and ramptant camels. Lady luck didn't desert you entirely, however as you appeared to be invisable to the bears. The camels couldn't be fooled, but were far more interrested in your doughnut. Escape was finaly aided by a low flying ostrich, clutching a rope lader woven from discarded purple lingerie- a little surreal, perhaps for we all know that ostriches cannot fly and are not the most helpful of creatures. You could easilly be forgiven for waking from such a dream contemplating your sanity. Of course, there is always the distinct possibilty that you are somewhat unbalanced, but don't reach for the dictionary of psychotherapists just yet. The subconsious works in my mysterious ways, emitting garbled symbolic messages, offen with a surreal edge. If your mind appears to be active by the night thsn by day, then you best keep this book handy at all times - you'll discover a plethora of insightful interpretations for even the most bizzare of nocturnal ecounters.
A/N: Hello there everyone, Its me again and I'm back with yet another update, Just to inform you this isn't mine I didn't not write this I own nothing. I'm only publishing because not everyone will know about the features of this book and no its not in any bookstores. Actually I brought the book ages ago at some Car boot sale (IK ) It was pretty cheap but you know its handy, So basically incase you didn't understand the two paragraphs above, this book is about your dreams and why you have them it also contains the definition on the object/whatever So stay tuned because what you might want to know could be on here soon. No hating on me. I don't care if your reviews are "Oh my god that's a book you copied" I already stated that I'm not taking credit for the authors work I'm simply putting it online so people that want know about Dreams can find the information they need. Okay bye ;)
- Mia,
