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Tavros walked into his and Gamzee's place, and saw a dead person on the ground..
Tavros: Gamzee! T-there is a dead human in our hive!
Gamzee: Ohh Heeyy..How did this motherfucker get here?
Tavros: Gamzeeeeee! What did you do?
Gamzee: Me? Uh..I didn't do this.
Tavros: Explain what happened Gamzee!
Gamzee: I've never seen him before in my life!
Tavros: Why d-did you kill this person Gamzee?
Gamzee: I do not kill these motherfuckers..That is my least favorite thing to do..
Tavros: Tell me Gamzee, exactly what you were doing before I came home.
Gamzee: Alright..well, I was upstairs..
Tavros: Okay?
Gamzee: I was uh..sitting in my room...
Tavros: Y-yes..?
Gamzee: Drinkin Faygo
Tavros: Go on…
Gamzee: And, uh... well this motherfucker walked in...
Tavros: Okay?
Gamzee: So I went up to him..
Tavros: Yes...
Gamzee: And I..I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
Tavros: Gamzeeeeeeeee! That kills people!
Gamzee: Oh, well, I didn't know that.
Tavros: How could you not know that! Were you sober again?
Gamzee: Yeah, I'm in the wrong here. I suck!
Tavros: W-what happened to his hands?
Gamzee: What's that?
Tavros: His hands. W-why are they missing?
Gamzee: Well, I kind of um, cooked them up. And ate them.
Tavros: Gamzeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Gamzee: I was hungry. And well, you know, when you crave motherfuckin' hands...
Tavros: W-why on earth would you do that?
Gamzee: I was hungry for hands! Gimmie a motherfuckin' break!
Tavros: Gamzeeeeee!
Gamzee: My stomach was making the rumblies...
Tavros: Gamzeee!
Gamzee: That only hands could satisfy!
Tavros: W-what is wrong with you Gamzee!
Gamzee: Well, I kill people and I eat hands, that's two motherfuckin' things!
