Demon Bride

I have often wondered many things.  But never have I thought about this before…. never in the farthest depths of my wildest imaginings, could I have thought he would do this…

"Raenef, why are you biting my ankle?"  I glared down at the boy in disapproval, well… as disapproving as I could be to him.  I mean, come on, he was Raenef.  "It's very undemonlordlike to run around biting people, whether the be demon or mortal, in the ankle.  You should try something that has more of a flourish if you wish, like biting an ear or neck."

"Oh Eclipse it's youuuu!"  His happy silly smile could only mean one thing.  He had found the sake.  "I want you to come to my happy bridal shower!"

I sighed with resolution, what could I do?  He was just too adorable.  "Very well my lord.  Who is the bride?"

Suddenly, a mysterious, almost demonlord-like smirk touched his fair cherry lips!  "Why…. why don't we have Krayon be the bride?" 

"What?!"  I hadn't expected that.  I had thought with the utmost certainty that he would want me to play the part of the bride.  I knew how much he fancied my hair….  he was drawn to it, like an innocent firefly to a bug zapper.  And then!  And then what?  I touched a hand to my chin in contemplation.  I could never do anything to him, I could never touch him be it for good or bad…

Meanwhile, Raenef was having a fun time picking up Eclipse's thoughts.  Placing them in order on the floor he looked at them and for a moment forgot about his scheming plot and tried to make sense of Eclipse's thoughts.  "Fancy hair…. yes, Eclipse your hair is very fancy.  Firefly… zapper?" 

Suddenly tears welled in his eyes! "Eclipse no!  You can't kill it!  Mr. Tomato is my friend!"  It's times like these that I don't think he will ever understand.

"No, it's just a simile.  It's only meant to look at."  I sighed with dismay.  "Master… just… how much sake did you drink?"

"Oh…. just one bottle, that shouldn't be much right?"  Even as he said the words he slumped forward into my arms.  Then, as if suddenly possessed by some ancient evil spirit, he looked up, the glint back in his eyes and murmured with ferociousness, "Go!"

"Oh no where did he…."  I closed my eyes and concentrated…. Raenef… Raenef….  Raenef senses tingling!  "Go!"

I arrived just in time to see Raenef sucked into Lord Krayon's enormous hair.  "Heeeelllppp meeeee!!!!"

"Raenef!!"   I rushed forward and met Lord Krayon face to face.  "Lord Krayon, please excuse…"

"So, on a first name basis now are we?"  His laughter tinkled through the room with amusement.  "It seems your little lord is having a bit of a problem."

Suddenly, a muffled cry was heard from within Lord Krayon's hair!  "mmmmppppppaaaahhh!!!"  ((Help me Eclipse!))

"Lord Krayon… if it is not too bold to ask..."  I closed my eyes, knowing that I may be punished for this atrocious behavior. 

Lord Krayon smirked and fluffed up his hair a bit, admiring his own impossible locks.  "Of course Eclipse… but only if…"

I knew what he would undoubtedly say.  He wanted me to serve him and leave my poor master alone in that big castle with those two ruffians!  But could I do it?  Could I really abandon my lord?  Of course not, but if I didn't… he could be doomed.  Doomed to remain within the strangled embrace of Lord Krayon's locks for all eternity.  "…if I must…"

"…if you two will have a sleepover party with me tonight!"  Lord Krayon smiled with accomplishment.

Suddenly, I fell over and could not speak!  But never fear, I was back up again shortly.  "Of course Lord Krayon, we would be happy to oblige to your desires." 

"Oh you shall Eclipse, you shall."  He murmured beneath his breath, then shook his hair back and forth, expelling Raenef from his hair.

I immediately went to his side, checking to make sure he was ok.  "My lord Raenef, are you ok?"

"I am Eclipse…. thank you…" Raenef's eyelids were half lidded, as if he had gone through much more turmoil than he should like.

"My apologies Raenef, I have spared you from this ill fate, but the cost…" I closed my eyes.  So did he.

"I'm tired Eclipse… very… ti…"  He didn't even finish his word before falling backwards into my embrace and snoring loudly.

"My what an ill-mannered lord you have Eclipse.  But that can be put aside."  He lifted a finger to his lips in amused thought.  "Now my dear, shall we begin?"

AN:  Thank you for reading my first Demon Diary story!  What do you think of my interpretation of Krayon?  Please review so that I can make the next part even better!  ^_^