Disclaimer: I've never owned Adventure Time and I never will. Unless I use Aiden to control Pendleton Ward's mind ;~; (and if you got that reference you get an Internet cookie)
A/N: Hello everybody, welcome to my shiny new story! Oh my God, I'm SO SORRY about how long this has taken to get out. I literally have no excuses, just life got in the way and bleurgh. Don't hate me! ».« But anyway! A few warnings before we start: Heartless Love is rated T for a reason. It's Yaoi (guy-on-guy), and there will be some coarse language within it. HOWEVER! Don't leave yet! The story is going to be filled with fluffy goodness and lots of romantic scenes! Probably! Just read on, and enjoy it!
What a great day, thought Finn, unable to sleep. What a great day.
And why? Firstly, he had been called to the Candy Kingdom to help Princess Bubblegum out with a troll that had the town scared. He had killed it in a matter of seconds of course and now had the head as a trophy. Then, he had gone on a great adventure with Jake to kill a dragon in the forest. This had taken a little longer, which was of course why the fight had been such an intense battle. And after that, there had been even more excitement with Flame Princess and Princess Bubblegum calling each other names because of Finn. The teenager grinned in amusement just thinking about it.
The two had fought just because Flame Princess thought Finn was spending too much time fighting evil creatures by Princess Bubblegum's side. Princess Bubblegum had to defend herself of course and said that Flame Princess was way too overprotective and jealous. Which had really annoyed Finn's girlfriend.
Finn didn't know why he found it so amusing when the two had a fight, but for whatever reason he did.
"Hey, Jake," he whispered, "can you sleep?"
"No, dude," came a reply, "but today was awesome."
"I know man, we were like pow pow-" he jumped out of bed, punching the air, filled with a burst of energy- "and then we were like kablammo! And that monster didn't like it one bit!"
"Dude, I know! He ran home crying to his mommy!"
Finn laughed. "Best day ever!"
"And hey," Jake said, starting to laugh with a mysterious glint in his eye. "PB..."
"Oh shut up man, nothing happened there!" Finn said quickly, blushing a little. "and even if it did, I'm going out with FP now so I can't do anything about it, y'know? I'm almost over her now."
Jake shapeshifted into Princess Bubblegum and said, "Kiss me Finn!"
Finn blushed a deeper shade. "Shut up!"
Earlier on, when Flame Princess and Princess Bubblegum had been calling each other names, Finn's girlfriend had yelled, "oh yeah? Well you like Finn now! It's because he's going out with me and not giving you attention anymore!"
And Princess Bubblegum had stuttered, blushed and replied, "a-am not!"
Jake said, "Dude. She wants your babies."
"What the lump? Why would you say that Jake?"
"Because it's trueeee..."
"Is not! Shhhh!"
Finn saw a flash of blue-grey burst across his peripheral vision, seemingly from outside. Hmm? He thought, and turned to look where he thought it had come from.
Nothing.
"Dude, what are you looking at?" Jake asked.
Finn shook his head, telling Jake it was nothing, and dismissed it as nothing but a glitch in his vision.
"Alright man, well I'm gonna try to sleep. I'll see you later dawg."
"Hey, don't call me 'dawg'. It's derogative."
"Oh, I'm sorry, sir." replied Finn, with humour in his voice.
The next day, Finn woke up, stretched and went downstairs to eat breakfast.
Hmmm~ he thought lightly. What should I eat? Cereal or toast? He eventually decided he would just eat some toast with jam.
Hmm, hmm hmm~ he hummed to himself, waiting for his bread to pop out of the toaster. When it eventually did he buttered and jammed it and sat down at his table to eat.
Halfway through the consumption of Finn's meal, Jake arose from his slumber with a groan - it could even be heard from downstairs. The dog stretched his way to where Finn was lightly tapping his feet under the table to a tune that Jake recognised, but couldn't put his finger on. Jake, through the fogginess of his just-awoken brain, decided that he would ask later - a thought that he would later forget.
"You gonna have breakfast for the first time in a year, dude?" Finn jokingly asked. Jake always had breakfast, every day, and Finn knew he always would.
"Duh dude." said the dog groggily. "It's yo' brain food. You gotta eat yo' brain food."
"Haha, alright dude, alright!"
After a while, Jake said that he was going to see Lady Rainicorn, because they had promised to meet up. Finn said that he would go adventuring.
"Okay, you wanna meet back here at 1 o' clock, dude?" suggested Jake.
"Yeah, sure. I'll see you then."
After Jake had left, Finn wondered what he would do now.
Hmmm, he thought. I guess I could go see Marceline. Hopefully she'll be awake, and not too groggy.
Finn was decided now. He thought that he might as well do something with his day, rather than mope around at home.
He got changed, grabbed his bag (checking everything was in it) and his sword, and hit the road. I'm gonna make today a good day, he thought.
Ratatata! an insistent knocking on her door tore Marceline from her daydream and instantly pissed her off. She shook her head, annoyed at whoever it was that was trying to bash her door down. Marceline sighed and floated to the door.
"What?" she asked angrily to the boy looking up to her. The sight of the 14 year old somehow pissed her off even more. "Ugh, what do you want, Finn? I was doing something important..."
Finn cowered at the sight of her. "N-nothing... I was just wondering if I could chill with you for a bit? I've got nothing to do... so..."
Marceline sighed. "Why don't you go play with Jake?"
"He's gone off with his girlfriend," Finn replied. "Come on, it's only for a little bit! It's like quarter past 9 now, right?"
"Why not just hang around your own girlfriend?"
Finn shook his head. "I wish I could, but she's going to a wedding today."
Marceline thought for a second. Well I haven't really got anything to do today... I guess I could... but then, he's just 14. If I get seen around him, he could ruin my reputation..."
After a while, Marceline groaned, and said, "Ugh.. fine..." she blew her black hair out of her eyes and ushered him into her house.
"Wooo! Thanks, Marceline!"
"Just be quiet and stay away from the windows, okay?"
"Stay away from the - why?"
"Just do as I say, Finn."
"Okay, fine."
A/N - I promise that these chapters will be about 1,200 words long each - you guys asked for them to be longer, and I will deliver :3
