Disclaimer:
Not mine.
Jiraiya would still be alive.
"I think I'm allergic to you."
"You're lying."
"N-No, I'm not!"
"How can you be allergic to a person?"
"I get red and flushed a-around you! It's a sign of an allergic reaction!"
"So? That happens when you're out in the sun too."
"It gets harder to b-breath too!"
"The same as when you go running."
"B-But-!"
"Are there any other 'symptoms'? Do you get hot?"
"H-Hot?"
"Does your blood run faster? Does your pulse race? Do you feel excited?"
"Yes..."
"Only around me?"
"Yes...I-It's happening again!"
"Maybe I should come closer, to see if you react harder."
"Oh! You're awfully close now!
"Any changes?"
"I feel...warm."
"You should take your clothes off then, it'll help you cool down."
"With you here?"
"It's okay, we're alone, no one will come by, and I won't tell anyone."
"All right..."
"I'll take my clothes off too, so you don't feel weird."
"Thank you. Can you help me take off my bra?"
"Sure, and I'll feel around, to take your temperature."
"ARE YOU KIDDING?"
"Hehehehe, it's going to be my latest master piece!"
"What kind of FREAK, reads that crap?"
"OI! I'll have you know I have a very loyal fan base!"
"Kakashi-sensei doesn't count as a fan base, ero-sennin!"
"I couldn't have published an entire series of Icha Icha novels if people didn't buy them."
"Those are make-believe characters! You're using teme and Hinata-chan! That's sick and wrong!"
"Why? They're both adults, and I never used their names!"
"Hasuke? Sinata? Even I know you just switched the first letters around!"
"Hey! It was a stroke of genius!"
"So you admit that it's Hinata-chan and teme!"
"Why does it matter if no one even reads my books, eh?"
"You're the one who forces me to read your dumb manuscripts!"
"DUMB?"
"YEAH, DUMB! The only reason I came by today is because you promised me RAMEN!"
"Tough, punk. I ain't paying for ramen after you bashed my masterpiece."
"EH! Fine then, I'll just have to show Hasuke this little story."
POOF!
"NARUTO!"
3 minutes later...
"Hehehe...Now Uchiha..."
"Chidori."
15 minutes later...
"Hyuuga. Are you feeling hot?"
"Sasuke-san?"
"Is your pulse racing?"
"M-My pulse?"
"Take off your clothes."
"EH?"
"I'll help."
"BYAKUGAN!"
10 minutes later...
"This is all your fault dobe."
"HAHAHAHAHAHA, HASUKE!"
"Chidori."
A silly little drabble.
Apologies for the over use of exclamation marks.
